Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to
the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch
says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of
a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
2006-12-22
03:36:57
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