Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to
the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch
says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of
a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
2006-12-22 03:36:57 · 9 answers · asked by Poker Face 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks, everybody. I'll have more soon!
2006-12-22 05:36:10 · update #1
LMAO I have not heard that in a very long time.
Thanks for the laugh,
2006-12-22 03:40:34 · answer #1 · answered by mongo_wood 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10 out of 10
tks
2006-12-22 03:39:52 · answer #2 · answered by Lara <:(((>< 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
oh my god, i was not expecting that one!
10-10 points good joke, thanx!
2006-12-22 05:25:04 · answer #3 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old so old but still funny
2006-12-22 03:38:38 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious. I love this joke! =)
2006-12-22 10:18:43 · answer #5 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...that was adorable! i wish i could give u 10 pts! lol
2006-12-22 03:39:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny...I'll try to remember that one!
2006-12-22 03:39:03 · answer #7 · answered by Kimber 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute. good play on words.
2006-12-22 03:39:36 · answer #8 · answered by mel2430 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont think that is really that funny.
2006-12-22 03:41:13 · answer #9 · answered by miranda w 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋