The bouncer comes up and says "That's great, we always wanted a gold door." King Midas says "Hey that's nothing, I can turn this whole damn place into gold if you want."
The bouncer thinks for a moment and goes "Yeah, okay." So King Midas goes around touching everything, turning it to gold. He touches the tables, they turn to gold. He touches the chairs, they turn to gold. A stripper throws her knickers at him. He catches them and they turn to gold.
Then she comes up to him and does rude things in his face. He starts to get aroused, so he grabs hold of his donger. It turns to gold. Pretty soon every goddam thing in the room is gold.
After a pleasant evening, King Midas gets up to leave. The bouncer comes up with the bill. It's fifty dollars even. King Midas gets one of his servants to pay, because he never carries money himself. The servant hands over a fifty, and the bouncer goes "What, no tip? Ya lousy bum, get outta here! And don't touch anything on your way out."
2006-12-21
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