The bouncer comes up and says "That's great, we always wanted a gold door." King Midas says "Hey that's nothing, I can turn this whole damn place into gold if you want."
The bouncer thinks for a moment and goes "Yeah, okay." So King Midas goes around touching everything, turning it to gold. He touches the tables, they turn to gold. He touches the chairs, they turn to gold. A stripper throws her knickers at him. He catches them and they turn to gold.
Then she comes up to him and does rude things in his face. He starts to get aroused, so he grabs hold of his donger. It turns to gold. Pretty soon every goddam thing in the room is gold.
After a pleasant evening, King Midas gets up to leave. The bouncer comes up with the bill. It's fifty dollars even. King Midas gets one of his servants to pay, because he never carries money himself. The servant hands over a fifty, and the bouncer goes "What, no tip? Ya lousy bum, get outta here! And don't touch anything on your way out."
2006-12-21 12:22:07 · 14 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny! man, the bouncer sure is stupid! besides, why does he care, everything is already gold! :) two thumbs up!
2006-12-21 14:02:25 · answer #1 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An interesting question. Actually, a lot of women would consider it cheating if they knew their husband or boyfriend had gone to a strip club, but men don't see it that way. A lot of guys such as salesmen, will take their perspective clients to a strip club for lunch and talk business while they are eating and watching the girls. For these guys, it's just a normal way of doing business. And then there are other guys who just consider the strip clubs to be a form of entertainment. As far as the guys go, if they find out that their wife or girlfriend went to a strip club, they are usually able to let it go fairly quickly. Usually, the ladies will go to such clubs with a bunch of their girlfriends, and it will often be in connection with a bachelorette party. So it isn't such a big deal for guys. A big part of it for the guys is that they know that the ladies usually want some kind of an emotional connection with a guy before they will be sexual with him. So that makes the guys worry a lot less. What kind of an emotional connection can a lady make with a stripper who's on stage for maybe ten or fifteen minutes? The women, however, know that a guy generally doesn't even have to know a woman's name before he is sexual with her. For the guy, there is often no emotional connection needed, although sex is MUCH better for him if that connection is present. So the ladies tend to get a bit more upset when their guy goes to a strip club because they know that sexual activity is always possible. Just another one of those differences between the sexes.
2016-03-29 03:09:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a New Jersey joke.
2006-12-21 13:45:42 · answer #3 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok!!! I did not like the ending very much but the rest of the joke is very funny.
2006-12-21 12:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should get the king to touch your joke, it needs it!
2006-12-21 12:29:46 · answer #5 · answered by bentomsun 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A lot of build up, and it ends up not being funny...
2006-12-21 12:33:22 · answer #6 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worst joke i ever herd not funny at all
2006-12-21 14:39:27 · answer #7 · answered by frederick j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked where it was going.... but it ended up not being funny...sorry
2006-12-21 12:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by derek s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After reading all that..........what a letdown!
2006-12-21 12:39:09 · answer #9 · answered by mstrywmn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is a bouncer?
2006-12-21 12:27:09 · answer #10 · answered by Julita 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋