Entertainment & Music - 20 December 2006

and perhaps a derty great butt like a crow, what would you do?.

2006-12-20 06:44:54 · 10 answers · asked by Hi T 7 in Jokes & Riddles

At a supermarket near you, a woman with her two kids in tow, screaming and shouting obscenities at
them all the way through the entrance.

The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to ****

Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't you ****ing t*rd.
The oldest, he's 9 and the younger
one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins?..... Do you think they look alike, ya dickead?"

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
anyone would sh@g you twice!"




That's all for now folks. The good lady and myself have our girls and their partners plus friends for Christmas and New Year.

I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year.
Take care.

2006-12-20 06:44:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You don't put glasses on your avatar? I'm guilty of that. I wear glasses because I'm near sighted, but my avatar isn't wearing glasses

2006-12-20 06:44:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a Polls and surveys board? We just call it that cause if they knew a lot of us are crazy the wouldnt let us play on the computer. Sometimes i laugh so hard i poo a little

2006-12-20 06:43:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a. Cristopher Lee and Clint Eastwood

b. Cristopher Biggins and Russell Grant

c. Noel Edmonds and Des Lynam

No time wasters please

2006-12-20 06:43:42 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-20 06:43:02 · 26 answers · asked by Little Miss Strange 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 06:42:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 06:42:40 · 19 answers · asked by Kaleen J 2 in Celebrities

someone doesn't accept your invitation to join you on 360? I had some little kid ripping my butt because I denied her invitaion! How do you feel about it?

2006-12-20 06:42:23 · 14 answers · asked by *~BETHY~* 6 in Polls & Surveys

What, you can only be pointless and ridiculously immature up until the age of 18?

2006-12-20 06:42:23 · 13 answers · asked by spun up's evil inner child 2 in Polls & Surveys

Thanks

2006-12-20 06:42:04 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Celebrities

2006-12-20 06:41:53 · 20 answers · asked by adorable 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 06:41:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

by Paul MacCartney? I have my obvious choice, but I want to know what you think. Try to expound on your answer if you can as to why you prefer one over the other. By the way, I don't always select the one that agrees with me as the best answer, but the one who gives good reasons for their answer and states it in proper English.

2006-12-20 06:41:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-20 06:40:57 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I found out when I was 6!
I was soooo excited about opening all my new presents so I got up extra early
Well turns out my parents waited till the last min to wrap all my gifts & they were reall shocked to see me
They were like "Take yo a** back to bed & go to sleep!"
It was soooo funny! & from then on a new the whole truth about Santa!

2006-12-20 06:40:31 · 24 answers · asked by (¯`·._) Kentrell (¯`·._) 2 in Celebrities

or are they just a bunch of sticks in the mud

2006-12-20 06:40:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I call him my pookie...
:)

Statistics have shown that couples who use pet names last a lot longer than those who don't.

2006-12-20 06:40:07 · 19 answers · asked by reba 1 in Polls & Surveys

do they really mean yes?

2006-12-20 06:39:58 · 72 answers · asked by cma80 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 06:39:54 · 4 answers · asked by Kira Uchiha 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-20 06:39:30 · 25 answers · asked by Bob the Cat.™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 06:39:12 · 11 answers · asked by Hannah 4 in Television

2006-12-20 06:38:49 · 20 answers · asked by (^___^) 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 06:38:48 · 19 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

What celebrity did paramedic Ulysses S. Jones try to resuscitate in an ambulance driver by Charlie Crosby, in August of 1977?

2006-12-20 06:38:43 · 8 answers · asked by kameo_44 4 in Celebrities

2006-12-20 06:38:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Looking to make a short film with one of the characters singing a well known pop song. Where can I find out if the owner of the song has given premission for film makers to use their song? I know there is a website out there that lists all songs that you can use (once you have paid a fee) but cannot remember the name of it.

2006-12-20 06:38:02 · 7 answers · asked by Tina 3 in Music

i just want some info on the symbols used(what it means), so that i could come up with creating one....you know, for art, for fun.

2006-12-20 06:38:00 · 2 answers · asked by JC 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-20 06:37:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 06:37:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys