At a supermarket near you, a woman with her two kids in tow, screaming and shouting obscenities at
them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to ****
Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't you ****ing t*rd.
The oldest, he's 9 and the younger
one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins?..... Do you think they look alike, ya dickead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
anyone would sh@g you twice!"
That's all for now folks. The good lady and myself have our girls and their partners plus friends for Christmas and New Year.
I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year.
Take care.
2006-12-20 06:44:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great, i'' tell the wife, raised a smile here
2006-12-20 06:47:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke...
But anything is possible.. with two paper bags and a couple bottles of Vodka, twice would not seem so unlikely.
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year
2006-12-20 06:52:42 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On hwy 192 it relatively is the main substantial street in Kissimmee you will discover Walmart, great purpose, Publix, and the industry. the closest procuring department stores stands out as the hole department stores on hwy 535. you additionally can pass to Orlando for the Mall of Millennium, West o.ok. Mall and The Florida Mall
2016-10-05 13:28:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah thats a blinder mate 10 outa 10 lol
2006-12-20 06:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-20 07:08:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea good one made me laugh out loud !!
have a good christmas and a very merry new year
2006-12-20 06:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by floss♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good and very shocking :0
2006-12-20 06:51:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-12-20 08:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one and seasons greetings to you to
2006-12-20 07:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats fantastic
2006-12-24 02:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋