There was a man named bob who was drowning in the cold,cold,river.A boat came,and asked if he needed any help,the man said "No thanks,god will save me." and the boat left.another boat came and asked if he needed help and the man said "No thanks,god will save me.and the boat left.The man eventually died,and went to heaven and asked god,"Hey!why did'nt you save me?"and god replied "i did,i sent you two boats,dummy.
(I know,its not even remotely funny,<:) )
2006-12-20
09:36:04
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