I just want to know if Chuck Norris is dead becuase I'v always wondered that.
2006-12-20 09:41:00 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
How dare you? You have just committed some sort of hyper-blasphemy. I would tell you to hope Chuck doesn't see this, but he sees all. I see your future and it involves a roundhouse kick related death.
2006-12-20 09:46:05 · answer #1 · answered by Mark P 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stop wondering, Chuck Norris is much alive and kicking.
2006-12-20 17:43:11 · answer #2 · answered by markos m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. He hasn't been in any movies or TV shows lately, but he does infomercials for fitness equipment. The funniest thing about Chuck Norris is all the funny "facts" about him. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out this site.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
2006-12-20 17:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by Chel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,
(P.S. Only Chuck Norris could kill Chuck Norris)
2006-12-20 17:50:06 · answer #4 · answered by I love Dennis Moore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, He Is Still Alive, And His Latest Movie Out Is "The Cutter" Which Would Have Been Out A Few Months Ago
2006-12-20 20:46:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't die. Death gets Chuck Norrised!
2006-12-20 17:49:51 · answer #6 · answered by Robbie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course he's alive, death is scared of Chuck Norris
2006-12-20 17:48:39 · answer #7 · answered by Austin Darkora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't die. He just sleeps very soundly.
2006-12-20 17:44:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He can't die.
"Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill"
2006-12-20 19:16:41 · answer #9 · answered by meow_mystery 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a perfect world yes...but alas not this one.
2006-12-20 17:43:21 · answer #10 · answered by counting_cacti 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋