Entertainment & Music - 20 December 2006

Me... I hate 'em.

2006-12-20 01:22:47 · 47 answers · asked by This is not ellie29uk 2 in Polls & Surveys

they won't be getting many prozzies this year.

2006-12-20 01:22:39 · 11 answers · asked by mike w 3 in Jokes & Riddles

This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker
says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big
way down here in Texas."
"Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She
takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her.
She says, "Is this the first ***** you seen since you crawled
out of one?"
The guy says, "No, just the first one I've seen big enough to
crawl back into."


2)

2006-12-20 01:22:11 · 13 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Jokes & Riddles

should i send this poleroid i took to mrs. clause!? ♥

2006-12-20 01:22:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and its ..a girl group???

2006-12-20 01:22:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥(that is if you're at work of course.....)

2006-12-20 01:22:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 01:21:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What do blondes and shrimps have in common?
Their heads are full of ****, but the pink bits are nice.
What do a blonde and floor tiles have in common?
Once you lay them you can walk all over them.

Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window?
So she could see time fly

What does a blonde use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter

How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail?
Envelopes in the disk drive.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!

What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?
The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs

Why does the blonde have the biggest **** in the third grade?
Because she's 21

2006-12-20 01:21:15 · 1 answers · asked by pebbles26981 4 in Celebrities

come on lets string em up from the nearest tree!!

2006-12-20 01:21:10 · 9 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys

i've heard about a singer called franci natra-i dunno the correct spelling- and i want to know some info. about dat singer.

2006-12-20 01:20:50 · 16 answers · asked by hellboy18xs 1 in Music

The Clothes or the Fat?

2006-12-20 01:20:25 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 01:20:20 · 2 answers · asked by corey o 1 in Horoscopes

did anybody watch this program it had the potential to be great but so stupid at the end!!! what does anybody think?

2006-12-20 01:19:37 · 12 answers · asked by clare s 1 in Magazines

i know its lame, but gawd that girls tantrums crack me up!
who else likes her? and who hates her?

2006-12-20 01:19:19 · 1 answers · asked by livinia 4 in Television

Hi, at work im been teased all the time. My coworkers make fun of the all the time, but since English is not may first language I do not know what to say back. This joke does not affect me in anyway, but I would like to learn to tease the teaser back…. Do guys not any Website or funny phrases to reply to jokes in any situation. Thank you

2006-12-20 01:19:18 · 7 answers · asked by raul c 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-20 01:19:16 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

darth vader and luke sky walker standing outside the pub when darth turns to luke and says (heavy breath)

"luke i know what you've got for xmas"

"how do you know that" replied luke

darth turns to him and says

"i felt your presents!!"

2006-12-20 01:18:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-20 01:17:43 · 12 answers · asked by SpinKick 6 in Polls & Surveys

Its minus 5 in Ipswich.

2006-12-20 01:17:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-20 01:17:27 · 12 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-20 01:17:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-20 01:16:40 · 3 answers · asked by Swirly 7 in Music

According to wikipedia, Kurt Cobain died on April 5, 1994. On the other hand, Tupac Shakur died in 1996 while Biggiesmalls died a few monthslater in 1997. Is it possible that Kurt Cobian was murdered by either/or Tupac or Biggie, perhaps to end the influence that grunge was having? Is it possible that Biggie or Tupac killed themselves or were killed as part of a gang initiation? If you think these scenarios are possible, can you please tell me your theory on how this could be the case? If possible, add some historical details, please.

2006-12-20 01:16:14 · 3 answers · asked by ? 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-20 01:16:13 · 7 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys

A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing her
expanding backside. He commented, "Boy, your *** is getting big.almost as
big as the gas grill here." She angrily stomped across the yard, and he
followed saying, "Yep, that thing is getting huge." At this, the wife
retreated to the far side of the yard. Soon he approached with a tape
measure, acquired the width, and exclaimed, "It IS as big as the gas
grill!"

Later that night when they were in bed, the husband started making moves on
his wife. She just turned away. "C'mon, honey," he said, "what's wrong?"
Her cold reply was, "I'm not firing up this grill for just one little
weiner!"

2006-12-20 01:16:09 · 6 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Should I shut off all my lights, close my blinds, and put a for sale sign in the yard??? Maybe a note on the door telling her I had to run from the Feds, but I'll let her know where I wind up??

2006-12-20 01:15:59 · 17 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

For me it is pancakes.

2006-12-20 01:15:56 · 42 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 01:15:49 · 10 answers · asked by JANE D 1 in Comics & Animation

When you are in a sad situation, and you know that in this situation people generally cry(like death), but, for some reason, you DON'T feel like crying. Maybe you are just numb or maybe you have your own reasons. But, you know that people will be expecting you to cry, if you don't cry people will judge you.
What do you do? Do you decide you don't care about the people and let them judge you? Or do you produce fake tears?

2006-12-20 01:15:40 · 14 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

C'mon England... GET IN!!!!!

2006-12-20 01:15:28 · 24 answers · asked by This is not ellie29uk 2 in Polls & Surveys