they won't be getting many prozzies this year.
2006-12-20 01:22:39 · 11 answers · asked by mike w 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard that the ghost of Steve Irwin has been running around Ipswich, saying he's looking to kill anything with big flaps that smells of fish!
2006-12-20 02:09:29 · answer #1 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's a bloke been spotted running around Ipswich putting prozzies under trees.!!!.
2006-12-20 09:46:57 · answer #2 · answered by Old Man of Coniston!. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its minus 5 in Ipswich.
2006-12-20 09:51:06 · answer #3 · answered by derek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They nearly cancelled the Ipswich - Leeds game last Saturday because a dyslexic copy-cat killer was threatening to murder all the Substitutes.
2006-12-20 09:26:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Also - Jack the Ripper used to slice tarts for Mr Kippling.
2006-12-20 09:28:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bernard Matthews has put up a reward for the arrest of theSuffolk killer. He commented "I've been strangling birds here for years and no-one moves in on my fc uk ing patch"
2006-12-20 09:30:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sucked, try this one
Q What's the difference between Mr Kipling and the Suffolk Strangler?
A Mr Kipling had 6 tarts in his box!
2006-12-20 09:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by Life In Technicolor 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
old news dude. i've heard this one joke in so many different forms now. i'd be happy to hear a new one though!
2006-12-20 09:24:41 · answer #8 · answered by mookvey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no ones playing rugby in ipswitch anymore because they are running out of hookers
2006-12-20 09:40:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very sad.
2006-12-20 13:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋