This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker
says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big
way down here in Texas."
"Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She
takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her.
She says, "Is this the first ***** you seen since you crawled
out of one?"
The guy says, "No, just the first one I've seen big enough to
crawl back into."
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2006-12-20 01:22:11 · 13 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one!
2006-12-20 01:40:50 · answer #1 · answered by Nina Maria S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she went to a bar in texas and met a cowboy.
He had on these huge cowboy boots.
She asked him if it was true about big boots etc....
Sure is lady, so she spent the night with him.
In the morning he awoke to find an envelope with 20 dollars in it and a message, buy the right size boots, bast*rd!!!!!
2006-12-20 01:59:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sarah that is a top joke good laugh 10/10 keep it up
2006-12-20 01:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. It's not often you hear (read) jokes about cavernous orifices... darn shame, too.... LOL
2006-12-20 02:21:04 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice joke
2006-12-20 01:57:58 · answer #5 · answered by mitch w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe nice one tks
2006-12-20 01:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by liongirl_40 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha :-o
tht was a gud....
waiting some more of the same kind frm u......
2006-12-20 04:27:43 · answer #7 · answered by ambi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one love.
2006-12-20 06:14:43 · answer #8 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-20 03:14:30 · answer #9 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-12-20 02:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋