He was out catching rabbits when he saw the local priest not a church going man he hid behind a tree and watched. Th Priest bent down at a rabbit hole and waved his middle two fingers, immediately a rabbit poked his head out the Priest grabbed it and wrung its neck. With that the poacher jumped out and shouted ' ha got you now wait till your parisheners hear about this'. The Priest, most embarrassed pleaded with him saying is there anything I can do?? The poacher said OK tell me about the two finger trick. Well says the Priest what you need to do is have a little finger of you wife the rabbits love it!! So the poacher goes home and finds his wife bent over cleaning the step. With no more ado the poacher whips her nickers down and plunges his hand in,
whereupon his wife says
'Hullo father going poaching again'!!!
2006-12-18
07:57:35
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