He was out catching rabbits when he saw the local priest not a church going man he hid behind a tree and watched. Th Priest bent down at a rabbit hole and waved his middle two fingers, immediately a rabbit poked his head out the Priest grabbed it and wrung its neck. With that the poacher jumped out and shouted ' ha got you now wait till your parisheners hear about this'. The Priest, most embarrassed pleaded with him saying is there anything I can do?? The poacher said OK tell me about the two finger trick. Well says the Priest what you need to do is have a little finger of you wife the rabbits love it!! So the poacher goes home and finds his wife bent over cleaning the step. With no more ado the poacher whips her nickers down and plunges his hand in,
whereupon his wife says
'Hullo father going poaching again'!!!
2006-12-18 07:57:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAH that's awesome
2006-12-18 07:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by hey hows it goin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... so now Johnny has grown up and become a priest?
2006-12-18 08:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only thing I like poached are eggs
2006-12-18 07:59:51 · answer #3 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD to funny never heard of this one either but almost fell off my chair
2006-12-18 08:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very good im gonna be a priest too and go poachin too
2006-12-18 08:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone needs to check their grammar. Sick joke!
2006-12-18 09:02:55 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
correct answer is not till you give me my last rabbit father
2006-12-18 08:55:52 · answer #7 · answered by scotty b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the crappiest joke i've ever heard.
2006-12-18 08:11:13 · answer #8 · answered by foxinapairofsox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny LOL
2006-12-18 07:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't see that one coming. very good ha ha ha
2006-12-18 19:22:40 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-18 08:00:00 · answer #11 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋