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Entertainment & Music - 17 December 2006

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Which makes you believe the most? Zodiac or Horoscope tellings?

2006-12-17 18:44:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns


this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the
tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.


Trunk is opened; no body.


Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

2006-12-17 18:44:18 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i would like to know the answers from people who have knowledge about astrology n do believe in it.

2006-12-17 18:44:18 · 12 answers · asked by rockforu2007 2 in Horoscopes

I feel Ozzy should have won Survivor:Cook Islands.
Because

1. Final 3?
2. The Hidden Immunity Idol thing was not fair... They allowed
Yul to keep that until the Final 3....

How do you guys feel?

2006-12-17 18:43:52 · 18 answers · asked by Jagger Otto 7 in Television

http://www.broadcaster.com/video/player.php?clip=1196

2006-12-17 18:42:52 · 10 answers · asked by republican 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-17 18:42:32 · 10 answers · asked by Z 4 in Polls & Surveys

:D...which would it be tonight

2006-12-17 18:42:04 · 14 answers · asked by jack jack 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-17 18:42:03 · 7 answers · asked by chewtoy789 2 in Other - Entertainment

A Police Officer stops at this Ladys house and knocks on the door. He says mam your dog is in heat. She says to him no sir officer she is under that shade tree and is perfectly cool. He says to her mam your dog needs bred, she says to him no sir officer I just fed her 10 minutes ago. He is now getting upset so the Police Officer says Damn it Lady your dog needs to be screwed......She says why go ahead officer I have always wanted a Police Dog

2006-12-17 18:41:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Will there be a season 2 to Princess Hours?

2006-12-17 18:41:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-17 18:41:18 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My friends and I were discussing old musicals... Tommy, Hair, Xanadu.... and it seems to me there was one with Bee Gees but I thought I remembered hearing "Sgt. Peppers Lonely hearts club band". Anyone recall this one?

2006-12-17 18:40:18 · 1 answers · asked by cabinfeverjen 2 in Movies

I'm feeling kinda melancholy...

I think i'll fail tomorrow's test because regardless of whether or not i study, i do awful on tests.

And i just feel like i dream so much but i'm just not good enough to make them happen...

*throws self a pity party*

Now on to you guys, lol...

2006-12-17 18:40:01 · 28 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

9

to watch movies at home or theatre

2006-12-17 18:39:24 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-17 18:38:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm trying to find Batman or Christian Bale wallpapers for my computer that are free, but the ones i've found all have the stupid 720-1000 thingy or whatever on it that tells the resolution for the screen.

2006-12-17 18:38:40 · 3 answers · asked by foxychick 2 in Celebrities

I think it's Loretta Young who is engaged to a soldier or marine who goes off to war and dies and so she won't leave her house but has this thing for the church or the rain and at the end she is going mad and winds up on the steps of the church praying and crying on Christmas Eve and then the soldier appears and tells her he's ok and gives her his necklace/chain and when she wakes up she is holding the necklace or chain he had on while at the war and there was no way he could have given it to her but to come back in the spirit. This is based on a true story..please, anyone know the name of this movie

2006-12-17 18:38:35 · 3 answers · asked by ? 4 in Movies

I am a Christian, wishing to learn more of the Jewish traditions.

2006-12-17 18:38:16 · 5 answers · asked by the23FireKeep 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-17 18:38:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I once heard that at a concert Ozzy Osbourne threw some puppies into the crowd and refused to play until they were dead. Needless to say, he played that night. Is this a myth, or did that really happen?

2006-12-17 18:37:46 · 6 answers · asked by Chris R 1 in Celebrities

In any language.

2006-12-17 18:37:29 · 9 answers · asked by Delfina D 3 in Polls & Surveys

should i have vegetable soup or a hamburger? its so hard to have to diet when all these other fat people are eating.

2006-12-17 18:37:21 · 2 answers · asked by rhonda3826 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-17 18:37:01 · 2 answers · asked by jaison_healer18 3 in Television

To get to the other slide!

2006-12-17 18:36:25 · 10 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

Like Metallica's "Call of Ktulu" and "Orion"

2006-12-17 18:35:58 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-17 18:34:14 · 25 answers · asked by ... 6 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-17 18:33:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

and what's her height and weight

2006-12-17 18:31:36 · 8 answers · asked by boltclint 1 in Celebrities

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