A Police Officer stops at this Ladys house and knocks on the door. He says mam your dog is in heat. She says to him no sir officer she is under that shade tree and is perfectly cool. He says to her mam your dog needs bred, she says to him no sir officer I just fed her 10 minutes ago. He is now getting upset so the Police Officer says Damn it Lady your dog needs to be screwed......She says why go ahead officer I have always wanted a Police Dog
2006-12-17 18:41:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
morning always laughing that put a smile on my grumpy face
2006-12-17 18:53:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At last 8/10.
2006-12-17 19:13:26 · answer #2 · answered by pageys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The moral of the story is you must talk to a person in the language he/she understands.
2006-12-17 18:57:00 · answer #3 · answered by Brahmanyan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!You do seem to have a lot of police jokes in your pockets!!
2006-12-17 19:29:25 · answer #4 · answered by Angelina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
morning nice to have you back
good start to the day 9/10
2006-12-17 18:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very funny
2006-12-17 18:46:45 · answer #6 · answered by fritos_are_hott 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to tell that one down at the station. LOL
2006-12-17 18:45:40 · answer #7 · answered by wjb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good start to the morning lol.
2006-12-17 18:45:26 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for some reason, that makes me think of rose on golden girls!! LOL
2006-12-17 18:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by wrldzgr8stdad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and we'll always be laughing.... 8/10. nice.
2006-12-17 19:03:39 · answer #10 · answered by Another face in the crowd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋