Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns
this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the
tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
2006-12-17 18:44:18 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
again top marks lol 10/10
2006-12-17 18:59:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-15 03:23:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A female driver got pulled over for speeding in Texas.
"I guess you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Policeman's Ball?"
"No Ma'am, the police in Texas don't have balls"
The cop walked away with a very red face.
2006-12-17 18:50:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol, nothing like a good laugh on a miserable Monday wet morning.
2006-12-17 18:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic.
2006-12-17 18:47:54 · answer #5 · answered by RoninShonen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good 9/10.
2006-12-17 19:16:03 · answer #6 · answered by pageys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant a smile on Monday morning!
2006-12-17 19:11:21 · answer #7 · answered by pete m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that's my first 10/10 for a joke. I'm chuckling like a madwoman here.
2006-12-17 18:48:17 · answer #8 · answered by demnity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one have to remember that the next time
2006-12-17 21:39:10 · answer #9 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2006-12-17 18:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋