Entertainment & Music - 16 December 2006

A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good.
The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man. The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

Grandma's minister fainted.

2006-12-16 02:33:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-16 02:32:08 · 8 answers · asked by Bob the Cat.™ 4 in Music

My home girls said it was fearless fly, 2 others said it was atom ant and 4 of us say it's mighty mouse, and I don't think so, but I'll put it any way nicky said it was mickey mouse. yeah, right nickey. Who was it?

2006-12-16 02:31:38 · 18 answers · asked by hot single mom 4 in Comics & Animation

Here's on for ya (HINT: It's a play on words)
How do you get out of a room with no windows, no doors, no chimmneys, no secret basements, no nothing, except a mirror and a table?
Good luck

2006-12-16 02:31:08 · 7 answers · asked by hobo6 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Not talking about Anakin Skywalker here. Also, he can't use any mind tricks. Just plain old Darth.

2006-12-16 02:30:10 · 7 answers · asked by Mickey Nation 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Oooohh.................yeahh yeahh........
When I first laid eyes on you
I knew you were my guardian angel
No one in this world could relight my fire
No one in this world could reach for my soul deep within
Like you did

(Bridge)
And I know
This is called love at first sight
That doesn't fear any heights
And I would just pray
For you to remain by my side

(Chorus)
AHHHHHHHH.........(x3)
Do you know I really wanna make out with you?
Do you know I really wanna hook up with you?
AHHHHHHHH....
Do you know
That my affections for you is true......
Til the day I die

But whenever I see you
It just makes me cry
Being not able to have your mind,body and soul
Really torments me inside
No one ever made me feel this painful
Except for you
And now I know
That heartbreak is embodied within me and you
So goodbye....
My lover...

I wanna be the next James Blunt! any opinions? Be more lenient because I'm only a kid..thanks!~

2006-12-16 02:29:50 · 2 answers · asked by gali_poka2 1 in Music

hmmm.,

2006-12-16 02:29:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

has this ever turned out to be very wrong for you?? example?!

2006-12-16 02:29:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 02:27:01 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 02:24:08 · 14 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

♥
me, my tongue actually

2006-12-16 02:23:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

From the Man who sold the world 1 All the madmen 2 After All
From Ziggy 1 Lady Stardust 2 Rock & Roll suicide
Anybody agree? Anything different. I heard he was ashamed of The Laughing Gnome but I thinks it's a scream for a true fan.

2006-12-16 02:23:10 · 2 answers · asked by ChaliQ 4 in Music

2006-12-16 02:22:30 · 10 answers · asked by gali_poka2 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 02:22:10 · 11 answers · asked by donny baker 1 in Jokes & Riddles

do u love them or regret them??
i have 5 i love them all

2006-12-16 02:21:52 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 02:21:42 · 0 answers · asked by biohazard45833 2 in Movies

the owners dog bit it from inside - can l sue them as l am a postman an it was an accident on my part?

2006-12-16 02:21:35 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-16 02:21:32 · 17 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 02:21:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 02:20:59 · 8 answers · asked by vicanne1316 2 in Music

2006-12-16 02:20:45 · 12 answers · asked by Pesty Wadoo 4 in Polls & Surveys

What would we talk about???

2006-12-16 02:20:25 · 15 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

ha ha

2006-12-16 02:20:08 · 3 answers · asked by timbo44b 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I've been looking for magazine center folds of the Pet Shop Boys are there anymore out there to search for pinups?

2006-12-16 02:20:01 · 1 answers · asked by Michele S 1 in Magazines

2006-12-16 02:19:28 · 19 answers · asked by Jesse 2 in Celebrities

We're hoping for a boy..

2006-12-16 02:19:04 · 5 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 02:18:52 · 8 answers · asked by Lana 2 in Movies

I really want to know where can I download anime mange for free. I wish any one of you out there who read this e-mail could reply to me at serene_liou1992@yahoo.com with a good website to go to. Any website you know also can, I'll just hav to try the website you gave me. Thank you for your good deed and also your kindness.

2006-12-16 02:16:17 · 3 answers · asked by serene 1 in Comics & Animation

He keeps answering people's questions with that ******.com website... did you guys notice?

2006-12-16 02:15:53 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you have what happened and if you havn't what would emberess you?

2006-12-16 02:14:54 · 6 answers · asked by nat b 2 in Polls & Surveys