A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good.
The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man. The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
Grandma's minister fainted.
2006-12-16 02:33:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too predictable, but good none the less.
2006-12-16 02:35:52 · answer #1 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely hilarious 10/10 well done.
2006-12-16 12:45:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just what kids are best at droping you in at the deep end 9/10
2006-12-16 15:43:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-16 11:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are surely the king of the joke tellers.
2006-12-16 12:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by foxinapairofsox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved that one. Brilliant and never heard it before either.
2006-12-18 10:43:52 · answer #6 · answered by Go Wolves 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-12-16 10:41:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's laugh-out-loud good...
2006-12-16 10:44:42 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO nice one
2006-12-16 12:02:14 · answer #9 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard of tantric sex but not tantrum sex ! haha
2006-12-16 10:55:33 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋