I accidentally put my penis through somebodies letter box and ...?

Question

the owners dog bit it from inside - can l sue them as l am a postman an it was an accident on my part?

Answer 1

A simple mistake to make my postman is always confusing the mail with his penis or he could just like a blond given it a good lick, my Labrador I mean.

Answer 2

Well I cannot believe it ,Since when was mail stuck on the end of a penis and put through the letter box.
Perhaps I am out of touch ,Silly me ,I always thought the postman put the mail through with his hand.

Answer 3

They have to deliver post addressed to you,hmmm they want your wishes in writing so try making up a small poster pin to your door or there about "No circulars please".The uk local Authorities produce two occupier records a restricted one and a see all one,by going on the restricted one your details are less likely to get into the hands of advertisers that will send post in your name to you thus reducing unsolicited mail.

Answer 4

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around
at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it
for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."

Answer 5

I don't think that you can. B/c you didn't have no business putting your penis in there letter box if it was my dog I would tell him to bit it completely off

Answer 6

sounds like some big cockup to me,i bet the dog thought upon seeing it coming through the letterbox that sombody had sent him a bone with a blue vein in it for christmas,

Answer 7

That was some accident! and you a postman. you should be dismissed immediately. by the way "mans" at it again.

Answer 8

No you cannot sue ,the dog was doing its job protecting the property,be more cafeful in future where you shove your****

Answer 9

did you forget which hand you had the letters in did the dog like the bone

Answer 10

Mr. Deli Ozan has a great sense of humour.

Now, you tell me. How do you manage? Is it intact or in part?