Heaven had only enough room for one. So, to sort this problem out St. Peter held a small interview asking both to produce a good reason why one should be let in and not the other. Having a look at their resumes, it still proved to be a difficult task.
"Diana, your resume in fantastic, flawless."
Turning to Mother Terasa, "Well, and what can I say about you, I'm speechless"
"To be truthful, I cannot decide between the two of you. You're gonna have to do something to sway the balance.
With this Mother Terasa opens her blouse and reveals 3 breasts, perfectly formed.
"Mmmm, very nice." says Peter making a note.
No sooner had he finished writing, Diana dropped her g-string, squatted and started to urinate down the steps to the Peraly gates.
With this Peter said "Diana you're in, sorry Terasa, call back later"
Mother Terasa went berserk, "40 years in Calcutta, seeing to the poor doesn't count? It's not fair!"
"Well look at this way" said Peter a Royal flush always beats 3 of a kind"
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