Heaven had only enough room for one. So, to sort this problem out St. Peter held a small interview asking both to produce a good reason why one should be let in and not the other. Having a look at their resumes, it still proved to be a difficult task.
"Diana, your resume in fantastic, flawless."
Turning to Mother Terasa, "Well, and what can I say about you, I'm speechless"
"To be truthful, I cannot decide between the two of you. You're gonna have to do something to sway the balance.
With this Mother Terasa opens her blouse and reveals 3 breasts, perfectly formed.
"Mmmm, very nice." says Peter making a note.
No sooner had he finished writing, Diana dropped her g-string, squatted and started to urinate down the steps to the Peraly gates.
With this Peter said "Diana you're in, sorry Terasa, call back later"
Mother Terasa went berserk, "40 years in Calcutta, seeing to the poor doesn't count? It's not fair!"
"Well look at this way" said Peter a Royal flush always beats 3 of a kind"
2006-12-15 02:34:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Needowellian you are so naive, dear boy. Play on words; Flush: hand in poker.
Flush: a rush of water coming down suddenly. The connection, she's taking a piss. You numpty!
2006-12-15 03:43:47 · update #1
hey, cooool. LMAO.
2006-12-15 02:38:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Within 1 Or 2 Weeks Of Each Other I Think.
2006-12-15 02:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by mks 7-15-02 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dianna died one day before Mother. Dianna had a funeral of which million's attended & million's more watched on Tv.
Mother Teresa had very little coverage & a small funeral. She had worked an 18 hr shift before going to bed & dying in her sleep. Dianna died a violent death, Mother a peaceful one. If ya wanta be great become servant of all!! JerDon
2006-12-15 02:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by JerDon & Sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mom teresa's life is widely known universal in church homes, at museums, in books, i propose whenever you visit a church everywhere in the international she is stated, She is seen holy. I propose Princess Diana did have the middle of gold, yet mom Teresa had some thing else.
2016-10-18 08:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one but why doesnt the media just leave the dead lie for crying out loud
2006-12-15 02:42:48 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hihihihi.
2006-12-15 02:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by augustine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rude, socially incorrect, and funny as FECK! Thanks, I am still smiling!!!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
A Wickedly Happy Christmas to all!
2006-12-15 06:37:25 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't really like it. Royal flush? Where's the 'flush'? Maybe if the payoff had been better, but if I were you I wouldn't tell that one outside of here.
2006-12-15 03:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by Neerdowellian 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Just remember who had more media coverage!
2006-12-15 02:36:45 · answer #9 · answered by Robert B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one larry and one i have not heard before9/10
2006-12-15 06:37:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋