Entertainment & Music - 15 December 2006

Your a 17 year old boy, and you are very attractive. All the girls want to go out with you, but you are selfconscious about your small package. Would you go out with the girl that is fine and risk getting embarrsied in bed. Or would you cancel all the girls out because you are selfconscious about yourself. What would you do in this kind of situation?

2006-12-15 03:10:57 · 5 answers · asked by Wisdom 4 in Polls & Surveys

i like it very much.

2006-12-15 03:10:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR.
Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually
threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"?

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

2006-12-15 03:10:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-15 03:10:29 · 14 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

bump your toes into a bed/lamp post and it hurt like hell???

2006-12-15 03:10:22 · 37 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-15 03:10:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-15 03:09:17 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

boy george came up to you dressed as santa and said "come on little girl and sit on my knee. i wont hurt you?"

2006-12-15 03:09:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you get bored by about page 3 and go back to page one to see what's new or do you cruise all the way to like page, 56?

2006-12-15 03:08:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-15 03:08:33 · 7 answers · asked by lordkid 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-15 03:07:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Miss... Could I see your driver's license?"

"What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.

"It's usually in your wallet" replied the officer.

After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.

"Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.

"Registration... What's that?" asked the blonde.

"It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.

"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration.

After a few moments, the dispatcher came back; "Is this woman driving a red sports car?"

"Yes...." replied the officer

"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher

"Yes" replied the cop.

"Here's what you have to do..." Said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants."

"What? I can't do that. It's inappropriate!" exclaimed the cop.

"Trust me... Just do it..." said the dispatcher.

So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.

The blonde looks down and sighs "Oh no... Not ANOTHER breathalyzer!"

2006-12-15 03:07:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-15 03:06:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

and why is she trying to steal my man?

2006-12-15 03:06:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Her comment on Chinese people's language where she used the words, "Ching, ching, ching."

2006-12-15 03:06:23 · 19 answers · asked by Neerdowellian 6 in Celebrities

2006-12-15 03:06:03 · 6 answers · asked by mzicez 1 in Celebrities

The one with the most answers that i use gets 10 points. Thanks in advance.
Preferabbly song and artist please.

2006-12-15 03:06:00 · 4 answers · asked by purple dove 5 in Music

2006-12-15 03:06:00 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office.

The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was, of course, curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets."

The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet

2006-12-15 03:05:46 · 11 answers · asked by Tabor 4 in Jokes & Riddles

So many questions about pork today, I'm going to have to get a little pork-in today...get it? How about you, will you be getting a little pork in today?

2006-12-15 03:05:20 · 11 answers · asked by skipper 4 in Polls & Surveys

Specifically boys, it could be a danger to the child. They might try to neuter him or chop his thing off and make em act like a girl.

2006-12-15 03:05:17 · 11 answers · asked by Feminist Hunter 1 in Polls & Surveys

When u make out with someone u like do u somtimes regret it? if u do why?

2006-12-15 03:05:09 · 1 answers · asked by hEAt 3 in Polls & Surveys

I happen to be a very loyal fan of the crazy clowns. Are there any jugalos/jugalets out there?

2006-12-15 03:04:15 · 5 answers · asked by fairy_punk07 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-15 03:03:38 · 31 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

She weighs about 100 pounds but b*tches about equality, later on we need to move some 120 pound boxes, should i let her do it since she wants to be equal?

2006-12-15 03:03:12 · 5 answers · asked by Feminist Hunter 1 in Polls & Surveys

it is a dance tune i think it is by DJ tiesto i just dont know the song title

2006-12-15 03:03:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

It's winter time, there are some kids playing out side in the snow. In Fred and Marie's house, the window is smashed and Fred and Marie are sprawled, dead, on the floor in a puddle of water and broken glass. What happened?

2006-12-15 03:03:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

as part of your educational visit

2006-12-15 03:01:26 · 23 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

whats your favorite color? ;)

2006-12-15 03:00:27 · 7 answers · asked by Ka. 1 in Polls & Surveys

I need the full version of the song, if at all possible

2006-12-15 03:00:18 · 12 answers · asked by Sunshine 1 in Music