Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office.
The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was, of course, curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets."
The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet
2006-12-15 03:05:46 · 11 answers · asked by Tabor 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
2006-12-15 03:06:29 · update #1
sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president,"$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $50,000 that at 10 am today, I'd have the president of the Bank of Canada's balls in my hand."
2006-12-15 03:07:59 · update #2
amazing how did you find that one i love it i truly love it
do you have more
2006-12-15 03:11:29 · answer #1 · answered by lordkid 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...thats pretty good I got a nice laugh out of it. a little too long though. but good nonetheless.
2006-12-15 11:09:09 · answer #2 · answered by gbda86 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one
2006-12-15 14:15:38 · answer #3 · answered by Just Me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old old old joke!!!
You should post some pics of you in a switsuit...
2006-12-15 11:09:26 · answer #4 · answered by City slicker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that lil old lady going to be rich
2006-12-15 12:22:18 · answer #5 · answered by katie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it' really gooood joke but i wonder how much time did you needed to write it. love u all. mwa
2006-12-15 11:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by vilmaoni 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
indeed a nice joke
2006-12-15 11:09:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hardy har har har
2006-12-15 11:11:21 · answer #8 · answered by wind cries mary 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a very long joke
2006-12-15 11:07:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
funn funn
2006-12-15 11:29:24 · answer #10 · answered by lilcutie103447xo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋