One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Miss... Could I see your driver's license?"
"What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet" replied the officer.
After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.
"Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.
"Registration... What's that?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration.
After a few moments, the dispatcher came back; "Is this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes...." replied the officer
"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher
"Yes" replied the cop.
"Here's what you have to do..." Said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants."
"What? I can't do that. It's inappropriate!" exclaimed the cop.
"Trust me... Just do it..." said the dispatcher.
So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
The blonde looks down and sighs "Oh no... Not ANOTHER breathalyzer!"
2006-12-15 03:07:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Extremely good and original 10/10
I Have not heard this one before.
2006-12-15 03:15:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good and here's one for you.
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of
Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of
winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain
their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore,
according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY
single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known...
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-*** man in a red velvet
suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
2006-12-15 15:18:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh this is too funny, even for a cheeky lad like myself. I am still laughing. Thanks.
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
A Wickedly Happy Christmas to all!
P.S. Reminds me of a past "friend" Phoebe. She was indeed blonde. I had her convinced that it was to guard her against cavities!
2006-12-15 14:28:00 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one nice to see some refreshing ones (shame you did"nt stick in the essex bit!) 10/10
2006-12-15 15:20:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky cop.
2006-12-15 11:12:15 · answer #5 · answered by Joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10
2006-12-15 18:11:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before,but funny.
2006-12-15 11:38:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fun!
2006-12-15 11:11:24 · answer #8 · answered by RoRo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got to love them jokes
2006-12-15 11:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. Pretty funny
snowboarder
2006-12-15 12:35:10 · answer #10 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋