It's winter time, there are some kids playing out side in the snow. In Fred and Marie's house, the window is smashed and Fred and Marie are sprawled, dead, on the floor in a puddle of water and broken glass. What happened?
2006-12-15 03:03:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
snow ball hit the window and hit the fishbowl of fred and marie
2006-12-15 04:38:26 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite simple. Marie's son, Billy, threw an ice-ball through the window and broke it. Her second husband, Fred (stepfather to Billy) is thrown into a rage at this latest transgression. Billy had just broken the very same window in the same manner not 3 days prior and it had just been replaced at a cost of $350. Marie promised to get Billy to stop expressing his hatred for his new stepfather through these acts of destruction which are severely cutting into Fred's wallet, thus hampering his drug habit.
Fred suffocates Marie with a pillow after a struggle.
Joey, the muscular, yet soft-spoken, neighbor, has been having an affair with Marie, consoling her over her terrible choice in a second husband. He heard Marie's screams during the argument and rushes over, only to find Marie dead at Fred's hands.
Having lost his first true love, he uses the very same pillow to suffocate Fred.
Reviewing the crime scene before fleeing in shame, he knows that anyone who spends all their time solving riddles will assume they were killed by icy snowballs or icicles or something like that.
He goes home and wonders what to do with the Christmas present he had bought for Marie, an engagement ring.
Did I get it right?
2006-12-15 05:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by Ken O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know Fred and Marie were goldfish or some kinda fish and a kid either threw a snowball/icicle and broke the window which smashed their bowls.
2006-12-15 12:48:38 · answer #3 · answered by locke1021 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody threw a snowball through the window and it hit them in the head. It broke the window then the snow melted.
2006-12-15 04:25:57 · answer #4 · answered by Rockie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fred and Marie were two fish, and the snowball hit their fishbowl...
2006-12-15 05:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is an answer. There are 2 solutions. One answer is time. there's a poem entitled Time: TIME The time has come, wintry climate is here and those yellow bears disapear.(i turn polar bears white) The time has previous as guy seems back with a sigh and a tear in his eye. (i will make you cry) As time is held boys go their legs yet of direction the lavatory begs (i make men ought to pee) As time marches on women unfastened their blush and alter a comb for his or her brush (and make women comb their hair) As time passes For those held severe their end is nigh (i make celebrities seems stupid) As time catches up anybody is equivalent whilst we get to the final sequal (and wide-spread human beings look as though celebrities) As time turns with out it we've flour and water With it we've breakfast for my daughter (i turn pancakes brown) As time revolves How does one turn water and wine into something so wonderful (and make your champagne bubble) As time runs out The extra in a minute you attempt and squeeze(in case you squeeze me i will pop) the fewer you're able to do comfortably. As time ticks each and all of the time that has previous guy won't be able to comprehand something so massive. (in case you verify out me you will pop) even nonetheless, touching directly to the question on the top (which ought to have a query mark): are you able to wager the riddle? this would additionally be what you're meant to answer.
2016-10-15 00:11:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the window got smashed on them
2006-12-15 04:28:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an ice icle broke the window and killed them.
2006-12-15 07:56:30 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Petlover♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a snow ball fight ?
2006-12-15 03:30:05 · answer #9 · answered by lilcutie103447xo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋