Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2006

2006-12-13 04:47:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sitting alone in a dank, dark studio apartment, watching "It's a Wonderful Life" for the 15th time on television with an empty bottle of cheap scotch. The cat is curled up in the corner and hasn't moved for days, you're wondering if it's even alive anymore, then feeling jealous because you don't think it is. You call your father only to hear on the other end "Why did your brother George have to be the one to go?" and your mother only sobs uncontrolably. You look over at the window cill where you put up the only 2 Christmas cards you recieved: One from your sister, Sally, who used to be your other brother Darryl, and one from the New Life Beginnings rehab center you left just a month ago.

That's right... it's Christmas. Hypothermia doesn't sound so bad after all.

2006-12-13 04:46:43 · 20 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

What do they go well with peanut butter? Please help I need to make sandwiches for pot luck my boss will be there.

2006-12-13 04:46:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

HERE'S A LITTLE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN........

2006-12-13 04:46:01 · 23 answers · asked by twatwaffle 3 in Polls & Surveys

theyre just a bunch of letters put together.......just because someone says something or calls you a name doesnt mean its true........this is NOT a serious site.........you can find info on here but its mostly a bunch of jackasses........like me......

just typing a few letters can offend people and set them off.......its ridiculous..........RELAX......nobody is out to get you......

GAY- uh oh he said gay!!! (covers his mouth in shame)
N*GGA- oh no! people are gonna get mad! (although i choose not to say that word because alot of people just dont like it)

relax.....get over it......to me its just words to be played with.....its all in fun.........not everything has to be an "issue".....

2006-12-13 04:45:10 · 14 answers · asked by SpinKick 6 in Polls & Surveys

For a klondike bar.....

2006-12-13 04:44:31 · 23 answers · asked by Pumpkin Nickel Bread 6 in Polls & Surveys

Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing !

Yare not very bright - Yu So Dum

Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

I got this for free - Ai No Pei

I bumped in to the coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

2006-12-13 04:44:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Bed Knobs & Broomsticks
Mary Poppins
Gone With The Wind

God, there's loads!

2006-12-13 04:44:11 · 24 answers · asked by Jenna G 1 in Polls & Surveys

Beyoncé with "irremplacable"
Ciara with "promise"
Cassie with"way to go"

2006-12-13 04:44:11 · 10 answers · asked by diana s 4 in Music

2006-12-13 04:44:10 · 3 answers · asked by Shayla 1 in Music

you know u love it... candy best frikkin thing in the world~

2006-12-13 04:44:07 · 15 answers · asked by Melissaaaa. 3 in Polls & Surveys

to "drink" the last little bit of crumbs from your little bag of chips in your lunch? I do it all the time.

2006-12-13 04:43:57 · 11 answers · asked by My Dog Rowdy 5 in Polls & Surveys

oMG! help!!!???!! AHHHH my fish just dies. what the heck do i do!!1 i loved that fish. it was my best friend. i had no friends but that fish. AHHHH LOL jk jk jk did u really believe that was 4 real? did u get a laugh? on a scale from 1 to 10

2006-12-13 04:43:45 · 6 answers · asked by wildfire224 2 in Jokes & Riddles

a towel to dry your self off?
Do you use the same towel multiple times or do you use a different one after each bath?

2006-12-13 04:43:38 · 54 answers · asked by DR. WHO 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 04:43:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I went to see The Holiday last night which has got Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz in it, it's a really good film. There's a part where Cameron Diaz is jumping around singing to a song. Does anyone know what the song is called?

2006-12-13 04:43:27 · 2 answers · asked by kirstenpowell1 2 in Music

Bob.. let's elope RIGHT NOW...

who wants to come be our witnesses???

2006-12-13 04:43:16 · 11 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 04:42:27 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Celebrities

huh ?

2006-12-13 04:42:11 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if he was jumping up and down saying "how long u gonna feel like that for??" id be knocking him out and saying how long u gonna have a broken nose for
sooooo annoying

2006-12-13 04:42:00 · 11 answers · asked by fran p 3 in Television

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On a CHILDREN'S Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

2006-12-13 04:41:43 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Why is that?

2006-12-13 04:41:26 · 9 answers · asked by RACQUEL 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 04:41:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Example: 24 H in a D = 24 hours in a day. Help me with the following please:

15 P in a R T=
100 C in a D=
8 T on a O=
6 B to an O in C=
15 M on a DMC=

All you can find out would help.

2006-12-13 04:41:13 · 4 answers · asked by Theandysullivan 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you wish you were? What flavor?

2006-12-13 04:41:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."The guy leaves.A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks: "How long before I can get a haircut?"The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."The guy leaves.A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half."The guy leaves.The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says,"Your house."

2006-12-13 04:40:23 · 16 answers · asked by crazy_nish 1 in Jokes & Riddles

"patchouli"?...

It makes me kind of sick and a little annoyed. ;-)

2006-12-13 04:40:22 · 9 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Polls & Surveys

To me it means finding your one true love and then spending a Happily ever after together.

2006-12-13 04:39:35 · 22 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

How far are we behind you in American chopper, they just finished the Billy Joel bike?
I'm in Ireland.

2006-12-13 04:38:33 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3 in Television

mine, gibson les paul, gibson S.G, and Fender telecaster vintage...'52

what do you think?

2006-12-13 04:38:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music