Sitting alone in a dank, dark studio apartment, watching "It's a Wonderful Life" for the 15th time on television with an empty bottle of cheap scotch. The cat is curled up in the corner and hasn't moved for days, you're wondering if it's even alive anymore, then feeling jealous because you don't think it is. You call your father only to hear on the other end "Why did your brother George have to be the one to go?" and your mother only sobs uncontrolably. You look over at the window cill where you put up the only 2 Christmas cards you recieved: One from your sister, Sally, who used to be your other brother Darryl, and one from the New Life Beginnings rehab center you left just a month ago.
That's right... it's Christmas. Hypothermia doesn't sound so bad after all.
2006-12-13 04:46:43 · 20 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Looks like someone needs to hug and give You a kiss under the mistletoe
2006-12-13 05:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by Summerfest 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No ! everyday shouldn't be a christmas cos u'll end up emptying ur pocket. The festival is full of fun but you have to pay for it either by visiting friends or by buying urself or ur gf gifts, before u know it u are out of cash lol, so you av to look ahead of going back to work and get paid lol.
2006-12-13 12:54:12 · answer #2 · answered by tbaba2k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cat makes a nice roast. Quit being a pessimist, it could be raining...you could be in a Chinese prison...you could...ow Jimbo quit throwing dog shoes at me.
2006-12-13 15:50:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a good writing skills..you should do something about it...and i don't want everyday to be like christmas ...cuz then we wouldn't value tha holiday.
2006-12-13 12:51:29 · answer #4 · answered by invisible1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your story inspires me to ignore you completely.
And a Happy New Year!
2006-12-13 13:01:21 · answer #5 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, especially the extra money that I get along with my salary.
2006-12-13 12:48:30 · answer #6 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes bring on the rums.
2006-12-13 12:49:30 · answer #7 · answered by SWORD LI 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like ST Patty's better drunken Irishman-(and people who think they are Irish) getting drunk and getting into fights
2006-12-13 12:50:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd prefer Groundhog's Day.
2006-12-13 12:49:22 · answer #9 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you need a hooker and a good bottle scotch
2006-12-13 12:49:42 · answer #10 · answered by DR. WHO 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋