Is the human race doomed?

Question

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On a CHILDREN'S Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

Answer 1

Have you heared about this crackhead that walked into a police station with a bag of cocain and told the police it was a substandard cut and wanted the dealer arrested.

And california passed a new law that prohibits anyone setting off a nuclear weapon WITHIN CITY LIMITS. It has a fine of $500.

Oh and this woman noticed a co-worker sliding her credit card into the floppy disk drive and she asked the woman what she was doing, the woman replied, "just shopping online."



Yeah we are definately doomed.
As carlos mencia would say, If you're a de, then don't marry a dee, because your kids will be,........ DEE DEE DEE

Answer 2

advantages to all. No. We actually grow to be doomed after we lose desire. The day children supply up dreaming of equality, love and peace is after we are doomed. life receives complicated, and typically we take such an excellent type of turns we ignore the position we were heading. A revolution is coming, one in all socialism and genuine international replace. it really is sluggish, yet efficient. after we pass faraway from textile needs, and concentrate on human desires, we can locate our humanity. We, as animals, are outstanding we've advanced to some extent of domination, and tailored previous our potential. we've advanced communities previous that of the animal kingdom. there is one ingredient that gadgets us except for the animals. it is our wakeful. The little voice that tells us we are incorrect. after we supply up listening to that voice of reason and compassion, catastrophes ensue. (I.E. Hitler and his holocaust). yet at the same time as one human being strays, there are 1000's who will stand to really precise ideal it. we've the potential to regulate, and we can. this is only takes persons to understand they have a function to play in the international. That, ok, we will be small in scale to the universe, yet we nonetheless have a component to play. As Shakespeare stated, "each of the international's a level" you only want to ascertain, are you a hero, or a villain are you a believer or a un believer??? Peace out. ,

Answer 3

I saw the sweedish chainsaw one before. And the saddest hing is, they don't put these labels on products unless some one has done it. Do you know any man that would try and stop a blade with his junck?

Boys how does that make you feel?

Answer 4

and, i'd like to know if people would really go to jail if they REMOVED THE TAG from the pillows and mattresses! It says on the label that it is a PENALTY OF LAW TO REMOVE!!

Answer 5

haha no kidding. The sad part is, most of those labels are probably the result of one lawsuit or another.

Answer 6

Yes we are. It's a good thing you are just a cute little monkey.

Answer 7

Bubbles, you know we are doomed. Those damn dirty apes are taking over. we don't have a snowballs chance in hell with them.

Answer 8

i'm just waiting for the meteror to strike.

Answer 9

Yeah they all seem pretty absurd.

Answer 10

Yes we are.