Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2006

Would he still be a successful rapper and/or actor.. Make amends with biggie.. what do u think

2006-12-13 05:09:03 · 11 answers · asked by mzxbabixgyrlx 2 in Music

I dumped John Stamos to marry Bob Saget and then he started cheating on me and now we're broke up too. I feel so ashamed..

2006-12-13 05:08:59 · 10 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 05:07:56 · 20 answers · asked by Jenna G 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 05:07:23 · 6 answers · asked by Jay-Jay 1 in Music

Day 1
Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried.



Day 2
Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed.



Day 3
This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a picture of Nelson's Column and burst into tears.



Day 4
A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix his 'problem'. It's called Viagra. I told him that if he takes Viagra, things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this will work. I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra, hoping to lift something other than his mood.



Day 5
What absolute bliss!!.



Day 6
Isn't life wonderful but it's difficult to write while he's doing that.



Day 7
This Viagra thing has gone to his head. No pun intended! Yesterday, at Burger King, the manager asked me if I'd like a Whopper. He thought they were talking about him. But, have to admit it's very nice - I don't think I've ever been so happy.



Day 8
I think he took too many over the weekend. Yesterday, instead of mowing the lawn, he was using his new friend as a weed wacker. I'm also getting a bit sore down there.



Day 9
No time to write. He might catch me.



Day 10
Okay, I admit it. I'm hiding. I mean, a girl can only take so much. And to make matters worse, he's washing the Viagra down with neat whisky! What am I going to do? I feel tacky all over....



Day 11
I'm basically being screwed to death. It's like living with a Black and Decker drill. I woke up this morning hot-glued to the bed. Even my armpits hurt. He's a complete pig.



Day 12
I wish he was gay. I've stopped wearing make-up, cleaning my teeth or even washing but he still keeps coming after me! Even yawning has
become dangerous...



Day 13
Every time I shut my eyes, there's a sneak attack! It's like going to bed with a scud missile. I can hardly walk and if he tries that "Oops, sorry" thing again, I'll kill the bastard.



Day 14
I've done everything to turn him off. Nothing is working. I even started dressing like a nun but this just seems to make him more horny. Help me!



Day 15
I think I'll have to kill him. I'm starting to stick to everything I sit on. The cat and dog won't go near him and our friends don't come over any more. Last night I told him to go and **** himself and he did.



Day 16
The bastard has started to complain about headaches. I hope the bloody thing explodes. I did suggest he might try stopping the Viagra and going back on Prozac.



Day 17
Switched the pills but it doesn't seem to have made any difference...Christ! Here he comes again!



Day 18
He's back on Prozac. The lazy sod just sits there in front of the TV all day with that remote control in his hand and expects me to do everything for him. What absolute bliss!

2006-12-13 05:07:18 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

it seems cool dont know???

2006-12-13 05:06:17 · 16 answers · asked by ticachic 3 in Music

2006-12-13 05:06:10 · 17 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

i really need to know

2006-12-13 05:06:01 · 4 answers · asked by lildummy09 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-13 05:05:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 05:05:00 · 1 answers · asked by jenfur369 1 in Celebrities

I need some big 'uns to beat up Bob Saget for breaking my little heart :( Who's available?? I'll cook dinner for you..

2006-12-13 05:04:56 · 9 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

and I'm fearing for my life

2006-12-13 05:04:30 · 12 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 05:03:54 · 1 answers · asked by matt s 1 in Movies

thanks

2006-12-13 05:03:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

My friend says the policemen wil give me a medal if I show them the coke vendors are so I tried getting all the vending machines. But before I could get the last one the policemen came and brought me to their working place and they didn't give me a medal instead they said they wanted to give me a sentence? Can you tell me what kind of sentence I'll get I prefer one with lots of adjectives, I like adjectives they are fun.

2006-12-13 05:03:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 05:03:24 · 10 answers · asked by sleepyj 1 in Horoscopes

I wanted to know who cheated on who first Deena or Dave? I am new to the show. I like it. But I am curious as to what happened there.

2006-12-13 05:03:10 · 2 answers · asked by BPump 1 in Television

♥

2006-12-13 05:03:03 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i tried everything...i cant find the tabs...just the chorus...i want to play the lead guitar on that song..and im also having a hard time to pull the song by myself....so can somebody please HELP! ME :"(!!!

2006-12-13 05:02:23 · 6 answers · asked by Joel 1 in Music

i need it for a christmas program with my class!

2006-12-13 05:02:12 · 1 answers · asked by Mommy of 2 2 in Music

even though you are straight..how was it?

2006-12-13 05:02:09 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 05:01:58 · 4 answers · asked by mhazeldine2004 1 in Music

the book "girl,interupted" for her birthday and she loved it. i want to get her something similar,short and interesting.
any ideas???? book or DVDs!!!!

2006-12-13 05:01:27 · 7 answers · asked by TheLizardKing 3 in Movies

answer why also....

2006-12-13 05:01:20 · 3 answers · asked by Capricious 4 in Polls & Surveys

We Just got engaged and now he won't even speak to me and someone said he's very well endowed. How would they know? :(

BOBBY!?!?!?! (ANGRY FACE)

2006-12-13 05:00:46 · 11 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

He is my favourite actor.

2006-12-13 05:00:44 · 14 answers · asked by tigrinamz 4 in Celebrities

I'm talking unintentionally here, dudes.

I haven't but my mum has. We were in London once (Topshop, to be exact) and she went to readjust her bag strap on her shoulder, but she missed and squarely smacked herself in the face.

I laughed so hard that a little bit dribbled out ...

2006-12-13 05:00:38 · 14 answers · asked by Jenna G 1 in Polls & Surveys

goin down, i know you see it, or dope boy magic?

2006-12-13 05:00:37 · 5 answers · asked by yungjoc_luvr 1 in Music

I can give you a good reason why...

2006-12-13 04:59:53 · 7 answers · asked by Not Known To Me. The Voter ;~`}= 7 in Polls & Surveys

me personally i wouldn't. but if she and brad were still frinds. i guess why not

2006-12-13 04:59:46 · 24 answers · asked by auroa26 3 in Celebrities