A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."The guy leaves.A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks: "How long before I can get a haircut?"The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."The guy leaves.A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half."The guy leaves.The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says,"Your house."
2006-12-13 04:40:23 · 16 answers · asked by crazy_nish 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAAH really funny one, i love it, for those of u who don't get it UR DUMB
2006-12-13 05:28:03 · answer #1 · answered by *Heart~broken* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww poor barber
2006-12-13 05:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by jinie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-12-13 04:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha wow that is bad!! I hope the barber's wife ain't at home lol!
2006-12-13 04:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, Good one.
2006-12-13 04:45:48 · answer #5 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Good joke I liked it!
2006-12-13 04:58:19 · answer #6 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was my first time hearing that! very good!
2006-12-13 04:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha ******* funny man
2006-12-13 04:42:39 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OLD ONE BUT STILL FUNNY
2006-12-13 05:12:32 · answer #9 · answered by maddog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok sorry but i kind of didn't get it
2006-12-13 04:48:16 · answer #10 · answered by wildfire224 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋