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Entertainment & Music - 11 December 2006

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remember you only have a one jacket,two gloves,chips&water,one pair of pants,no cellphones, no any other electronices devices except your GPS that doesnt work on your locations your on,a family photo,pencil,a blank piece of paper to write your will and particularly thats it

2006-12-11 13:15:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-11 13:15:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 13:15:27 · 4 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 13:15:14 · 9 answers · asked by Lolitta 7 in Movies

I watched the episode Sunday night and couldn't figure out if he is really going to die. Plz help!

2006-12-11 13:14:50 · 5 answers · asked by ♥Kayla♥ 2 in Television

please nothing dirty..just in case anybody was going to go there

2006-12-11 13:14:27 · 22 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Polls & Surveys

What kind of things shock you? What words can shock you?

:D

2006-12-11 13:14:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you did, just watch this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4&mode=related&search
Even if you're having a good day, watch it. I promise, it'll make everything better and put a smile on your face. It'll warm your heart to see it and renew your faith in mankind. Pass it on to your friends, and make them smile. Have a nice day! :)

2006-12-11 13:14:07 · 8 answers · asked by kewlchic189 4 in Polls & Surveys

I want to know when Selena died did it affect a lot of people why? How was she? when was she born and how did she die? Who killed her?when did she die?(I know how she was but not sure I need to be sure.
~Thanx,
~Candy Gurl~

2006-12-11 13:13:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-11 13:13:48 · 12 answers · asked by Donte W 1 in Comics & Animation

Im going to buy both eventually, but which should i get first...(AKA the funnier one)

thanks

2006-12-11 13:13:16 · 22 answers · asked by life_will_be_ok 4 in Television

2006-12-11 13:13:08 · 2 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 13:12:19 · 14 answers · asked by Craig S 1 in Television

2006-12-11 13:11:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok im gay and this guy is straight http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AuPXwD_SZZ6I1vPnp06Wa8QezKIX?show=c9880859e992cac448223ff59263dbe3aa so i emailed him and told me that hes not interested in guys.. but i believe i can somehow turn him gay! but how!? i just wanna kill all the girls lustin over him! ahh! i want him and i want him GAY! so we can make love

2006-12-11 13:11:25 · 6 answers · asked by rock 1 in Polls & Surveys

searching for male gothic band rather girls band......

2006-12-11 13:11:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-11 13:10:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if someone could give me a picture of hands like on A Major on a piano that would be great :)

2006-12-11 13:10:02 · 3 answers · asked by Caroline M 2 in Music

2006-12-11 13:09:44 · 7 answers · asked by Richard Serenity 4 in Jokes & Riddles

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?

2006-12-11 13:09:31 · 12 answers · asked by unicornfarie1 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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i need some good names for my band
we sing rock

please help

2006-12-11 13:09:08 · 9 answers · asked by i a g o w m j 1 in Music

The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They can't find the zipper.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A1: "Thanks, Guys!"
A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"
A3: Do you guys all play for the same team
A4: Who were all those guys?

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.

Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.

Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering
what she did with her pencil.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q: What's the blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice t.its!"

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those arn't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguig, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender"Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"

Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them sh*tting in the streets during parades.

Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
A: One's a phony buck.

Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: Why don't a blondes guts fall out of her tw.at when she stands?
A: Because the vaccum in her head keeps them in place.

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: What do you call a blonde touching her toes?
A: A brunette with bad breath.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should
cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.


Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk.
"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."

Why does a blonds bra say T.G.I.F?
T.its go in first.

Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WITH A RUNNY NOSE?
A: Full.

Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.

Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-f*cking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . .


Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...

2006-12-11 13:08:57 · 6 answers · asked by al p 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I like the following artists:

-Rascal Flatts
-Jonas Brothers
-Carrie Underwood
-Taylor Swift
-Nickelback
-Hilary Duff
-Dierks Bentley
-Jesse McCartney
-Hannah Montana
-Billy Ray Cyrus
-Cheyenne Kimball
-Teddy Geiger
-Vanessa Anne Hudgens


As you can see I like pop and country, are there any other good artists/songs that would fit in with this group of artists?

Thanks

2006-12-11 13:07:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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