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Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2006

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A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a wee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.

A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out."

The boy replies, "No.. I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

2006-12-10 09:00:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-10 08:59:35 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

honestly, i think halle berry is the prettiest of them all. she has a perfect figure, and the perfect face and the perfect smile. she is perfect. (her boobs could be a little bigger), but her other qualities make up for it. who do you think?

2006-12-10 08:58:58 · 21 answers · asked by Yvette S 1 in Celebrities

if so what things have you said to them?
what is the craziest conversation youve had on a prank call??

2006-12-10 08:58:46 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you understand the finer points of Bullfighting?
Just a question, so no grabbing for your baseball bats!

2006-12-10 08:58:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

man comes home to find his wife has crashed the car, he says what happened his wife says there was this tree i swung to the left it swung to the left i swung to the right it swung to the right the man says , it was the airfreshner yer daft git

2006-12-10 08:57:44 · 25 answers · asked by jericho sland 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I will be graduating from high school and am looking for a song for my graduation. I want something that everyone uses like graduation by vitamin c but am not that big on music so don't really know many songs. Any help is appreciated.

2006-12-10 08:57:08 · 6 answers · asked by Mallie 1 in Music

this is the big magic trick
and how would you like it to all be done

2006-12-10 08:57:07 · 4 answers · asked by jon h 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-10 08:56:49 · 9 answers · asked by ۩ Cuthbert ♂ 4 in Polls & Surveys

should I :
A) Go and watch TV
or
B) Go get a nice bath and catch up on some reading.
Which one should I pick?
Thanks for answering!
:)
~Belle~

2006-12-10 08:56:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to warm upduring a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who died of heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen:
To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

2006-12-10 08:55:59 · 13 answers · asked by yasminrules17 4 in Jokes & Riddles

using letters/symbols on your keyboard?? im bored ya see!! =]]

2006-12-10 08:54:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Would you train to be a Stormtrooper, Dark Trooper or a Scout Trooper? State your choice and reason.

2006-12-10 08:54:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

did joe jonas and aj michalka break up?

2006-12-10 08:54:11 · 10 answers · asked by jonas bros rox my sox 3 in Celebrities

i think usher but i like that sexy back song

2006-12-10 08:54:10 · 21 answers · asked by Raymont 1 in Music

and you just love it, mine is Dirty Dancing, followed by Pretty Woman, I just love romance.

2006-12-10 08:54:07 · 31 answers · asked by currynut 2 in Movies

Seems to wind my entire household up a treat!

2006-12-10 08:54:04 · 36 answers · asked by Tipsy Dipsy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 08:54:04 · 13 answers · asked by baby girl 1 in Horoscopes

there was a song the dad memphis i think was singin about u dont have to be cool to rule my world... whats it called?

2006-12-10 08:53:59 · 7 answers · asked by Carcinnamonster 3 in Music

Ugh- It is so babyish, repetitive, and predictable.

"Team Rocket is blasting off again for the quintoquadagintillionth time!"

The episodes follow this plot:

1.Ash and friends continue on their journey.
2.They meet a new friend.
3.The friend has some sort of problem related to Pokemon.
4. Team Rocket comes.
5. They defeat them with Pickachu and the friend's Pokemon.
7. The friend's problem is solved.

The games, however, are fun.

2006-12-10 08:53:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

are jason wahler and lauren conrad from laguna beach and the hills still together?

2006-12-10 08:52:42 · 6 answers · asked by Melissa 2 in Television

In the video which used to be played on MTV quite a bit... a couple or maybe more than 2 people are driving on a road through the desert in America. I think the woman sings "sail awayy" or something like that and there's a riff - I think it's guitar.

The song is chillout.

2006-12-10 08:52:03 · 1 answers · asked by Lanky Larry lol 1 in Music

do you think it is true??
p.s is there a site that i can go?
thanks.....

2006-12-10 08:51:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-12-10 08:51:56 · 107 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys

If you don't, then skip this question. If you do, then why do you? What makes a person change their mind by just hearing who something is by??

Thanks!

2006-12-10 08:51:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

piczo site

2006-12-10 08:51:43 · 4 answers · asked by im lost come and find me 4 in Polls & Surveys

it can be anything!!!!

2006-12-10 08:51:22 · 23 answers · asked by shrimpy 3 in Polls & Surveys

I just walk in on the episode and saw them all fighting, what triggered this fight?

2006-12-10 08:51:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I love that song just dont know the real title and artist?Please help.

2006-12-10 08:51:03 · 5 answers · asked by Aces747 2 in Music

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