man comes home to find his wife has crashed the car, he says what happened his wife says there was this tree i swung to the left it swung to the left i swung to the right it swung to the right the man says , it was the airfreshner yer daft git
2006-12-10 08:57:44 · 25 answers · asked by jericho sland 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute
2006-12-10 09:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by shadouse 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
how are you able to adore a guy who keeps cheating on you? it is not stable for you or your toddlers. Have admire for your self, you're worth of extra effective than that. yet do not bounce in the present day right into a courting which include your ex. Take time for you and your toddlers to assimilate the situation. Then take it slowly with the ex and notice the place it is going. there is been a lot of time given which you and the ex have been mutually. You the two might experience the affection that was, yet you're the two diverse people via now and you're able to locate that it is not what it was.
2016-12-11 06:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, but what is a "daft git"?! Do you mean a half wit?! LOL
2006-12-10 09:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No offence ladies? You obviously thought it offencive to ladies otherwise you would not have said that. The trouble is, it isn`t even funny! We might forgive you if it was. If you substituted the genders, it still wouldn`t be funny!
2006-12-10 09:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
sounds like she couldn't see the wood for the trees
2006-12-12 01:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughed but the fuller version is better, still funny though
2006-12-10 09:13:32 · answer #6 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the art of telling a joke is to make the joke sound funny
if you cant be bothered to type the whole joke at least explain the main part
once again total rubbish attempt to shorten a joke
2006-12-10 09:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
The jokes tonight have been pretty naff, that was good!!
2006-12-10 09:00:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-10 09:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by pbear i 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2006-12-10 09:08:21 · answer #10 · answered by taxi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋