A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a wee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out."
The boy replies, "No.. I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"
2006-12-10 09:00:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! thats really funny..
2006-12-10 09:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by LAMPA-rd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.......I've heard this one except it was told differently. I heard it like this:
Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal bb's in the cookie dough. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone and soon Suzy came running downstairs.
''Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bb's came out.''
"Suzy," Grandma said. "I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." Then Jill came down and said ''Grandma, I went poo and there were bb's in it.''
"Jill, I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." About five minutes later little Billy came.
''Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat!''
2006-12-10 17:03:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! on here a few days ago, but still awesome.
2006-12-10 17:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by starry_eyez70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-11 17:08:55 · answer #4 · answered by Purple Monkey Refridgerator! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2006-12-10 17:03:55 · answer #5 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....good one!
2006-12-10 17:04:07 · answer #6 · answered by Jaybird21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-12-10 17:02:39 · answer #7 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-12-10 17:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by ... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay
2006-12-10 17:03:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHHA that was great!
2006-12-10 17:06:35 · answer #10 · answered by sugar_n_spice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋