Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2006

im going 2 the mall w/ my friends and we need dares 2 do. We r bringing guy friends and it should be funny dares. we do any dares so put whats on ur mind.

2006-12-10 09:29:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you like it?

2006-12-10 09:28:39 · 19 answers · asked by ~~hmmmm~~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

It's an inside joke but you can answer however



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU CAROLINE!!

2006-12-10 09:28:34 · 4 answers · asked by Lizzylovestodance 3 in Polls & Surveys

A woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"

"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"

"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Laughing, the Officer said "God bless you, go ahead!"

2006-12-10 09:28:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

just curious...

2006-12-10 09:28:30 · 2 answers · asked by randomdood 2 in Polls & Surveys

President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President.

"It's the Abortion Bill, Mr. President - what do you want to do about it?"

"Just go ahead and pay it."

2006-12-10 09:28:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-10 09:27:16 · 25 answers · asked by ♥Sophie♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

I have exactly 3000 points! WHOO HOOO!
I know that isn't much but still! I need something to be exicted about.
Are you excited???
WOOHOO!!

2006-12-10 09:26:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 09:26:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He is very smart and I love his music. I have for a very long time now. His autobiography is an amazing read and I think that putting aside all controversy and image, he is a wonderfully talented man. The music he has been making is fantastic. After reading his autobiography though, it really helped me with my depression...all his ideas about life and human nature. i think he is a very intelligent dude!

2006-12-10 09:25:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-10 09:25:37 · 36 answers · asked by Oeuf 2 in Polls & Surveys

Also, did they sample it?

2006-12-10 09:25:15 · 1 answers · asked by Yamster 2.0 3 in Music

can anyone tell me where i can find sheet music of the song "The heart asks for pleasure first" on piano? I want to print out the whole piece. Its from the movie "The piano". its a beautiful piece. and im dying to learn it. does anyone know a website where u are taught how to play piano songs?

2006-12-10 09:24:40 · 1 answers · asked by RiChea B 2 in Music

ok a man is dead in a room filled with bycycles
after he had won a game of poker why?

best answer in 1 hour gets 10 pts!
feel free to answer afterwords

2006-12-10 09:24:40 · 9 answers · asked by Jane Doe 2 in Jokes & Riddles

women who gives advice in a newspaper recieves a letter one day, it says dear joan im worried my son might be growing a marajuana plant in the kitchen,what should i do , joan responds in the paper, dear ethel ,what you need to do is take some of leaves mix them with some tobacoo , roll it into a cigarette and smoke it, if after that your still worried then its a sunflower plant

2006-12-10 09:24:28 · 12 answers · asked by jericho sland 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I want to see Naruto Hurricane Chronicles. Has it come out yet or are they making it?

2006-12-10 09:24:25 · 7 answers · asked by buenosaires101 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-10 09:24:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when you stick your tongue on the end of a battery?

why wouldnt they post this before? is that agaisnt yahoo community guidelines too?

2006-12-10 09:23:40 · 9 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 09:23:40 · 3 answers · asked by bizzybee 1 in Music

2006-12-10 09:23:11 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Judy Reyes from Scrubs

2006-12-10 09:22:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

When you have a fly buzzing around pi$$ing you off, you reach for the can of spray and the fly seems to dissapear.

Does it know what it's fate will be?

Worst part as soon as you sit back down, bloody things back!

2006-12-10 09:22:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two ladies were talking in Heaven:
1st woman: "Hi! My name is Wanda."
2nd woman: "Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?"
1st woman: "I froze to death.."
2nd woman: "How horrible!"
1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: "So, what happened then?"
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."
1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive!"

2006-12-10 09:22:20 · 11 answers · asked by a m 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-10 09:21:06 · 1 answers · asked by The GodBrother 1 in Music

♥

2006-12-10 09:20:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 09:20:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 09:20:15 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think it's "Reasons unknown" but feels free to tell which one YOU think it's thee best one

2006-12-10 09:19:52 · 11 answers · asked by Traxas 2 in Music

Sure, mine looks healthy enough but it has some serious root problems.

2006-12-10 09:19:35 · 22 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 09:19:04 · 1 answers · asked by slikwill 2 in Music