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Two ladies were talking in Heaven:
1st woman: "Hi! My name is Wanda."
2nd woman: "Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?"
1st woman: "I froze to death.."
2nd woman: "How horrible!"
1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: "So, what happened then?"
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."
1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive!"

2006-12-10 09:22:20 · 11 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

lol thats just wrong..but funny as heck lol lol

2006-12-10 09:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by cutiepy983 4 · 0 0

The instructions are figurative & per primitive cosmology. All historic human beings believed Earth grow to be flat with 4 corners. The solar moon & stars rose in the East & set in the west. Heaven grow to be spoke of as a firmament to describe how stars moved. It grow to be customary that water grow to be below floor & above clouds. It even have been given warmer as you went incredibly deep into the floor.

2016-12-13 06:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Funny

2006-12-10 09:30:14 · answer #3 · answered by ... 6 · 0 0

i hate this joke its so over said, and everytime i hear it it gets shorter because no one feels like putting in the effort to make it mildly entertaining, just a fast story to get to a week punchline

2006-12-10 09:25:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i know a joke like this and i'm only bashing this one because i like the other joke better but still 7/10

2006-12-10 09:26:23 · answer #5 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0 0

that was alright...the ending is a little confusing though!
GOOD ONE
xOxO

2006-12-10 09:26:01 · answer #6 · answered by KatastropheGirl™ 3 · 0 0

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo booooooooooooooooooooooo booooooooooooooooooooooobooooooooooooooooooooo boooooooooooooooooooooooooobooooooooooooooooo

2006-12-10 10:12:23 · answer #7 · answered by jennusula 1 · 0 0

that's not too bad

2006-12-10 09:33:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This one "Cracked me up"!!! Loved it...

2006-12-10 09:35:08 · answer #9 · answered by ladybug 4 · 0 0

another good one.lol

2006-12-10 09:35:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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