A woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Laughing, the Officer said "God bless you, go ahead!"
2006-12-10 09:28:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, course I remember you Sarah.. I answered your question.. you not seen it..?
2006-12-10 10:53:07 · update #1
Yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!! At last a joke that made me laugh. I must learn that one myself.!
2006-12-10 09:39:00 · answer #1 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should probably look up the actual history of the Catholic Church. For most of its history the Catholic Church was corrupt and violent. There's a reason Europe turned away and became largely protestant. Oh, and marriage did not start with the Catholic Church, it predates it by thousands of years. Hospitals as well were not an invention of them, again, predating them. Science as well, there's a reason why Asia and the Middle East surged ahead of Europe technologically while the Catholic Church was in power. It was only after the Reformation and the backlash against the church that Europe began accelerating itself to levels above other continents.
2016-05-23 02:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-11 09:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by Purple Monkey Refridgerator! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very good. I can imagine my parish priest finding that quite funny. He's quite cool like that.
2006-12-10 09:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by Athene1710 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, i'll have to try that. haha!!! (giving stuff to priests i mean, not the other way round, htta would just be weird)
OK totally ruined that answer.
2006-12-11 03:55:35 · answer #5 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi I have not seen you on for such a long time
do you remeber me its Sarah!
2006-12-10 09:55:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i honestly think some clergy men would laugh its smutty without being vulgar (although there's nothing wrong with a bit of vulgarity!)
2006-12-16 09:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he told the truth which is strange for priests these days lol
2006-12-15 06:29:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! I'll have to remember that one!
2006-12-10 09:33:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm vibrating with laughter ! haha
2006-12-10 09:54:51 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋