President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President.
"It's the Abortion Bill, Mr. President - what do you want to do about it?"
"Just go ahead and pay it."
2006-12-10 09:28:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a VERY FUNNY joke.......When I FIRST heard it in 1993.
2006-12-10 09:31:28 · answer #1 · answered by Don R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was an elderly man who slowly walked up to the White House, where there was a young Marine guard. The old man says to the guard, "I have traveled quite aways and I wish to see Bill Clinton." The guard looks at the old man and says, "Sir, I'm sorry, but Bill Clinton is not here any longer, there is now a different president." The old man says, "Oh I see," then leaves.
The very next morning the same guard was standing there, and who do you think returns, slowly approaching again? Sure enough it was the old man, and the guard figured he had a different question, but again he says, "I would like to see Bill Clinton." The guard patiently tells the man again, "Sir, as I indicated yesterday, Mr. Clinton no longer resides at this office." The old man nods, and then strolls away.
Day three: Same scenario - the guard is standing there and along comes the old man, who again insists, "I want to see Bill Clinton." The guard, becoming somewhat frustrated looks at the man and tells him, "Sir, this is the third day you have come here asking for Bill Clinton, even though I have made it perfectly clear he doesn't live at the White House any longer. What else can I do to convince you, don't you understand, sir?"
The old man looks at the guard straight in the eye and says, "As I told you, I have traveled quite a distance. You have told me that Bill Clinton does not live here any longer. Yes, young man, I do understand it, but you see...I JUST LOVE HEARING IT!”
The young Marine smiles warmly and says in agreement, "Sir...I'll look forward to seeing you again tomorrow!"
2006-12-10 17:29:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yes. the pay the bill.
support your local abortionist
2006-12-10 17:31:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
jokes are getting so weak these days
2006-12-10 17:41:48 · answer #4 · answered by cutiepy983 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's just bad. keep them comming
: )
2006-12-10 17:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omga LOL
2006-12-10 17:29:33 · answer #6 · answered by 2tfr2i 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with marty -
2006-12-10 17:30:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehe...but he was a good prez
2006-12-10 17:30:14 · answer #8 · answered by whoops :) 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-12-10 17:39:56 · answer #9 · answered by jamie s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was great!
2006-12-10 17:30:43 · answer #10 · answered by WitchTwo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋