Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2006

2006-12-08 17:51:43 · 33 answers · asked by drateRa 3 in Polls & Surveys

There was a boy whose parents were very strict in his upbringing.
They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his own relatives. However, one day he saw one of his best friends kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her what they were doing.
His mother told him, "It's called kissing and any boy who does that to a girl will die that very minute!"
On his 21st birthday he went out with some friends who introduced him to one of the sweetest girls around town.
She knew that he had never been kissed before.
When she eventually got some time alone with him, she tried to kiss him but he resisted. She asked him, "What are you afraid of, it won't hurt."
He said, "My mother said if I kiss a girl I'll die this very minute!!"
She replied, "Don't be a baby, now come on kiss me."
With that she gave him a hot one square across the lips.
He began to cry, "Oh no I'm going to die!!!"
She said, "Why are you going to die??"
He replied, "I've just kissed you and already one part of me has begun to get stiff!!"

2006-12-08 17:50:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I want to send some fan mail but I don't have any of the addresses I know there are 2; 1 in Franklin, TN and 1 in Hollywood, CA.

2006-12-08 17:50:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

heheh :P

2006-12-08 17:50:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take
>them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another
>farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to
>mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles
>apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in
>which to let the pigs mate.
>
>The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m.,
>loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only
>vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were
>mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are
>pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass in the
>morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, they're not."
>
>The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them
>off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to
>try again.
>
>This continued each morning for more than a week. The next morning he
>was too tired to get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please
>look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the
>grass."
>
>"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of
>them is honking the horn."

2006-12-08 17:49:55 · 10 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Jokes & Riddles

from alzheimers, I found my platinum card and just remembered I don't have a girlfriend, should I try to find one so I can lend her my card?

LOL

Have a goodnight everyone. I gotta go to bed now, I think.

2006-12-08 17:49:55 · 15 answers · asked by Big Daddy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 17:49:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you sometimes laugh so hard that people in other room can hear you laughing? or you have tears, your stomach and jaw hurts? or have you seen other people laughing and it sounds like crying?

2006-12-08 17:49:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 17:49:23 · 10 answers · asked by sp1nkxter 4 in Music

Has anybody heard about Wesley Snipes being arrested yesterday for tax evasion?

2006-12-08 17:49:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

last night I dreamed of my ex who I actually hate now ,but I got the feeling that I would like to know how he's doing and if he's ok..

I am not gonna contact him but I think he would be a part of my life always ...
what do you think?

2006-12-08 17:48:49 · 21 answers · asked by Creative 2 in Polls & Surveys

Remember when she use to have Dr. Phil on all the time, before he got his own show. Now she has Dr. Robin, who do you like or prefer better? Do you all like Dr. Oz that she has on her show, I do I think he is great and knows his stuff when it comes to the body and health!!

2006-12-08 17:48:43 · 6 answers · asked by lil_ms_flip67 2 in Television

Who do you think is the greatest Rock and Roll band? I would have to say The Rolling Stones...they've written and recorded some of the best rock songs ever, they've been around for well over 40 years and they still are rocking, even though they're all over 60. I just saw them in concert a few months ago and they were amazing.

2006-12-08 17:48:18 · 30 answers · asked by Doogie 4 in Music

The consequence: tens of thousands of dead people.

2006-12-08 17:47:21 · 13 answers · asked by Apple tree 1 in Polls & Surveys

Are the rumors true, is Ricky Martin gay?

2006-12-08 17:46:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

1. Rich enough for you to retire early and travel the world. However, you are not known or recognized by others. (an averager job type of person.)
2. You are well-known, famous and with great reputation and good name. However, you are always not financially self-sufficient.

2006-12-08 17:45:35 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

YA is sooo addictive? This is the first question I've asked, b/c I need to know! Is a quarter til 2 in the am and what am I doing? Watching cartoons and playing around in YA. You think there's subliminal messages that make us say 'just one more question'? I need to know!

2006-12-08 17:44:33 · 16 answers · asked by cute_niss 2 in Polls & Surveys

While on a plane: With a desperate look, ask the stewardess where the bathroom is, then look relieved and say "Nevermind. Do you have any towels?"

While in school: When you come out of the bathroom, get alot of that gooey soap all over your hands. Do not wash it off, but leave the remains of the goop all over the place such as door knobs and railings.

While in a public guys restroom: Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."

While in a public Bathroom: Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
or
Fill up a large flask w/ Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

2006-12-08 17:44:26 · 14 answers · asked by Dr. Greenthumb 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 17:44:22 · 6 answers · asked by the consequence 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-08 17:43:47 · 21 answers · asked by drateRa 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 17:43:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like them.

2006-12-08 17:43:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Hey once again everyone,

Well, I was wondering, does anyone know of a good techno/electroica music maker program with preloaded sounds? It would be interesting to learn. Maybe also to upload songs and stuff?

If you dont know something like that, you can reccomend any ol' one.


Thanks !!!

2006-12-08 17:42:56 · 5 answers · asked by Soung 3 in Music

2006-12-08 17:42:54 · 26 answers · asked by unpronounceable 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 17:42:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I'm just wondering what your picks of male celebrities that look very gruff, and mean.

2006-12-08 17:40:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

it's played here in california on x 103.9

2006-12-08 17:39:45 · 9 answers · asked by paid2partydj 1 in Music

I just watched "Most Wanted," the movie Voight got nominated for a Razzie for being in. I also have seena few other movies with him in them recently. In every single one, he overacts so horrible bad as to make the movie almost farcical. It's the only reason he worked out so well in "Holes" his overacting fit the character.

So, is Jon Voight a terrible actor, or is it just me?

2006-12-08 17:39:15 · 12 answers · asked by Lendorien 2 in Movies

Does it happen to you when you just laugh and cant stop laughing?
or when you laugh at something and think it is totally funny, when other people dont even smile?
or when you remember something funny that happened in the past and laugh and people are looking at you so weird?

2006-12-08 17:38:57 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 17:38:29 · 22 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys