There was a boy whose parents were very strict in his upbringing.
They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his own relatives. However, one day he saw one of his best friends kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her what they were doing.
His mother told him, "It's called kissing and any boy who does that to a girl will die that very minute!"
On his 21st birthday he went out with some friends who introduced him to one of the sweetest girls around town.
She knew that he had never been kissed before.
When she eventually got some time alone with him, she tried to kiss him but he resisted. She asked him, "What are you afraid of, it won't hurt."
He said, "My mother said if I kiss a girl I'll die this very minute!!"
She replied, "Don't be a baby, now come on kiss me."
With that she gave him a hot one square across the lips.
He began to cry, "Oh no I'm going to die!!!"
She said, "Why are you going to die??"
He replied, "I've just kissed you and already one part of me has begun to get stiff!!"
2006-12-08 17:50:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hohoho.10/10 for that
2006-12-08 17:55:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is crappy joke
I have a better one
there was this guy and his wife and 9 kids sitting at a bus stop
they were joined by a blind man
when the bus came there was only enough room for the wife and the 9 kids
so the husband and the blind man decided to walk
as they were walking
the husband could hear the tick ..tick ..tick of the blind man's cane against the sidewalk
can you not put a piece of rubber on that tip... that tick ..tick ...sound is driving me crazy???
the blind man replied
STFU
if you had put a piece of rubber on your tip...we would be riding the bus................LMAO
2006-12-09 01:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny? Yes but a long joke to get to a small punch line.
2006-12-09 01:55:12 · answer #3 · answered by BlkJac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reminds of this joke
bloke went to see a nurse and asked her is it true that when you die you go all stiff
she replies thats true
he said hold this i think i am dying
2006-12-09 22:55:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly billy and very green 9/10
2006-12-09 04:01:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor joke. heres one. man says to his wife, "get your coat and the dog coz we are going fishing". the wife protests that she doesnt want to go. "heres your choices"he says. " you come fishing , or you give me a BJ , or u let me take you up the bum." the wife thinks 4 a minute and decides to give him a BJ. after a couple of seconds sucking she is gagging and complains that his dick tastes of shite . " yeah , i know" he says," the f***ing dog doesnt want to go either"
2006-12-09 02:15:50 · answer #6 · answered by porg_thrower 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea a little 7th grade tho
2006-12-09 01:54:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol u put a smile on my face
2006-12-09 02:22:41 · answer #8 · answered by Luke M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny.
2006-12-09 01:57:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No its not funny...!! Its Fucken Hilarious
2006-12-09 01:54:39 · answer #10 · answered by isaacsyed 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋