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A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take
>them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another
>farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to
>mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles
>apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in
>which to let the pigs mate.
>
>The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m.,
>loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only
>vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were
>mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are
>pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass in the
>morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, they're not."
>
>The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them
>off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to
>try again.
>
>This continued each morning for more than a week. The next morning he
>was too tired to get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please
>look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the
>grass."
>
>"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of
>them is honking the horn."

2006-12-08 17:49:55 · 10 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

LMFAO!! That was great!! funny funny...

2006-12-08 17:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0 0

Love it - but what was the question?
Should he have got up?
Should the sows (female pigs, by the way) not have 'enjoyed' it?
Were the sows on oral contraceptives?

2 points for enjoying a joke is too easy!

2006-12-08 17:58:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was funny.
The little pigettes were making 'pigs' of themselvs.
Porking out, making bacon..

2006-12-08 20:36:09 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0 0

LMAO!!! Sounds like some female pigs for ya!!!! Thats cute!!!

2006-12-08 17:53:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Impatient pigs!

2006-12-08 17:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Excellent!--

2006-12-08 17:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0 0

i usually don't like these kinds of jokes, but i have to admit, this one is funny!

2006-12-08 18:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Ha! That's cute.

2006-12-08 17:52:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

heard it before but its still cute

2006-12-08 17:53:03 · answer #9 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0 1

weldone

2006-12-08 18:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by Eagle Eyes 2 · 0 0

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