While on a plane: With a desperate look, ask the stewardess where the bathroom is, then look relieved and say "Nevermind. Do you have any towels?"
While in school: When you come out of the bathroom, get alot of that gooey soap all over your hands. Do not wash it off, but leave the remains of the goop all over the place such as door knobs and railings.
While in a public guys restroom: Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
While in a public Bathroom: Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
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Fill up a large flask w/ Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
2006-12-08
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