1. This blonde is sitting in a canoe and rowing. However, the canoe is planted firmly in her front yard. Another blonde walks by and yells at her saying, "it's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come out there and beat you up"!
2. This blonde walks around her neighborhood asking her neighbors if they have any odd jobs she can do to earn some extra cash. One man says that he would like for her to paint his porch and that he will supply 4 cans of paint. The blonde returns 1 hour later, having used 1 can of paint. The man is very confused by this, because it is a huge wrap around porch. He thanks her for her service, and as she leaves, she yells over her shoulder..."Oh yeah, and you should know, it's not a porsche, it's a ferrari."
2006-12-07
13:59:56
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