Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

2006-12-06 09:43:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i think they should stick to fire & sunlight. stakes are only to hold em in place. I love a good vampire yarn - i just think they need a little consistency

2006-12-06 09:43:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I personally like Jay Leno...there seems to be a natural warmth and ease about him when compared to Letterman!

2006-12-06 09:42:48 · 30 answers · asked by G 1 in Celebrities

Well, what do you think of them?

2006-12-06 09:42:41 · 21 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 09:42:34 · 30 answers · asked by AnswerGeek 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 09:41:55 · 17 answers · asked by Jenny 1 in Polls & Surveys

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me!", she told him earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted, and finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away an laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him: "How does that feel?"

To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

2006-12-06 09:41:44 · 28 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity."
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home
"I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"

2006-12-06 09:41:39 · 15 answers · asked by Low profile 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone know where I can download or find this remix (where they insert the names of cities in Mass instead of New York)? I've googles and yahoo'd and searched kazaa and can't find it. It was played quite frequently in the Boston area when the song was popular. Thanks.

2006-12-06 09:41:25 · 3 answers · asked by gmf3268 2 in Music

The lyrics are (Of what I know)

"You read me baby like an open book, stop me in my tracks with only just one look.

And I'm still in love with you today, cos' you make me happy!"

So, anyone got a clue?

2006-12-06 09:41:18 · 2 answers · asked by OnlineFeline♥ 2 in Music

Is limp bizkit broken up?

2006-12-06 09:41:16 · 8 answers · asked by Justin D 1 in Music

2006-12-06 09:40:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the pearly gates.
There, he was greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry came up from behind. "You wanted to end America's liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched Osama in the nose.

James Madison came next, and said, "This is why I allowed the government provide for the common defense!" He took a sledge hammer and whacked Osama's knees.

Osama was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, and 65 other people who had the same love for liberty and America. As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged.

As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed, "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

2006-12-06 09:40:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Not counting Britney Spears' Kitty cat of course...

2006-12-06 09:40:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 09:40:35 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 09:40:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Some say...she is the most Beautiful women in the World

2006-12-06 09:40:25 · 5 answers · asked by G 1 in Polls & Surveys

My husband last year for Christmas bought me a Tombstone he had it engraved with the words
"Here lies Ann cold as usual.".
so for his birthday I bought him one of those big angel tombstones
and in 2 foot letters I had the Mason write
"Here lies John
STIFF at last"

2006-12-06 09:39:45 · 10 answers · asked by st.abbs 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 09:39:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whats your favorite song
I like lycanthrope

2006-12-06 09:39:14 · 1 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Music

2006-12-06 09:39:09 · 9 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, ''Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?'' She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, ''No, I won't sleep with you tonight...you pig ''
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table with a red face. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, ''I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations.'' To which he responds, screaming at the top of his lungs, ''What do you mean $200 for a BJ?''

2006-12-06 09:39:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 09:39:02 · 6 answers · asked by MЯ BAIT™ 6 in Television

2006-12-06 09:38:54 · 16 answers · asked by keisha 1 in Movies

all i asked was how everyone was doing!!! geeez

2006-12-06 09:38:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to send it to a friend because he looks like him but cant find one................

2006-12-06 09:38:12 · 2 answers · asked by safarlsun33 4 in Celebrities

2006-12-06 09:38:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥

2006-12-06 09:38:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

be honest...

2006-12-06 09:37:58 · 23 answers · asked by loveholio 5 in Polls & Surveys

Were completely stoned out of their gourds? Think about it... Mashed taters,corn,cheese,covered in gravy? Sounds like a stoner's dream dish.

2006-12-06 09:37:53 · 4 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Polls & Surveys