A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me!", she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away an laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him: "How does that feel?"
To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
2006-12-06 09:41:44 · 28 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome... someone answered earlier and said that "fetal matter is what you plop down in the toilet"? actually to clear things up thats fecal matter... but yea that is really funny!
2006-12-06 09:49:31 · answer #1 · answered by Spackle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-12-06 09:44:35 · answer #2 · answered by T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x
2006-12-06 18:16:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2006-12-06 09:47:29 · answer #4 · answered by beany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahhaha!
2006-12-06 09:45:55 · answer #5 · answered by concretebrunette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FuneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHA,HA.
2006-12-06 10:05:30 · answer #6 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...lol
2006-12-06 23:53:59 · answer #7 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda' funny in a perverted sort of way.
2006-12-06 09:44:56 · answer #8 · answered by Amigurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-06 10:48:57 · answer #9 · answered by flower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so funny
2006-12-06 09:46:44 · answer #10 · answered by Bushbaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋