After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the pearly gates.
There, he was greeted by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry came up from behind. "You wanted to end America's liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched Osama in the nose.
James Madison came next, and said, "This is why I allowed the government provide for the common defense!" He took a sledge hammer and whacked Osama's knees.
Osama was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, and 65 other people who had the same love for liberty and America. As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged.
As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed, "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
2006-12-06 09:40:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one
2006-12-06 21:53:57 · answer #1 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is 2 long but good but theres a phew parts that didn't need to be in there
2006-12-06 20:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by yic4e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will certainly be enough for me, if you add the ten point Honey!
2006-12-07 01:09:52 · answer #3 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-07 07:28:57 · answer #4 · answered by s.p. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya lisa u r doing good have another thums up from me. god going girl.
2006-12-07 03:45:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little too long for the payoff
2006-12-06 18:22:24 · answer #6 · answered by g's girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha h a ha very funny
2006-12-07 12:59:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-06 23:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thatss funny
2006-12-09 21:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.
2006-12-07 11:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋