The 3rd Affair
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity."
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home
"I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"
2006-12-06 09:41:39 · 15 answers · asked by Low profile 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA Just when you think they can't be funnier....
2006-12-06 09:45:57 · answer #1 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Funny!!
2006-12-06 09:44:13 · answer #2 · answered by Yahoo Answer Rat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee
2006-12-06 10:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by flower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omigod. That's hilarious!
2006-12-06 09:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by concretebrunette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm waiting for the 4th now!
2006-12-06 09:45:11 · answer #5 · answered by beany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that was just pure gold. Great job, that was so hilarious!
2006-12-06 09:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by equinebeing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just plane wrong
love you
love it
2 and counting
2006-12-06 10:40:43 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! funny! i get it! the wife saw it b4 and recognized it! ah ha ha ha! Ok, I'll be quiet now.
2006-12-06 12:03:13 · answer #8 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i feel bad for the husband.
2006-12-06 09:46:12 · answer #9 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny!!!
2006-12-06 09:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋