A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, ''Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?'' She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, ''No, I won't sleep with you tonight...you pig ''
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table with a red face. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, ''I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations.'' To which he responds, screaming at the top of his lungs, ''What do you mean $200 for a BJ?''
2006-12-06 09:39:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha very funny
2006-12-06 21:54:31 · answer #1 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone carries bitterness about someone to one degree or another. He is spending time with you now. Why don't you focus on that instead of thinking about his past loves. We all have a past, and will continue to have one. Plus if your that worried make your own move. Stop sitting on the side lines and waiting on him and go in for the play! If he calls a time out! call foul! and move forward.
2016-05-23 01:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a bow Lisa S it was like WOW! WOW! WOW! Hope all you shy guys have learnt something from this…
2006-12-06 17:35:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cure Social Anxiety Shyness : http://SocialAnxiety.uzaev.com/?Urbs
2016-06-22 03:53:41 · answer #4 · answered by Alease 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amezing LISA have a thums up form me. cool u got this
2006-12-06 19:40:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha that is hillarious
2006-12-06 09:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-06 10:23:17 · answer #7 · answered by g's girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-06 09:43:15 · answer #8 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah burn that ***** back!
Your my blue, you'se my boy!
2006-12-06 09:45:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny
2006-12-07 22:34:09 · answer #10 · answered by lion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋