Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

2006-12-06 23:13:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Mine would be my grandma!

2006-12-06 23:12:14 · 24 answers · asked by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 in Polls & Surveys

Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.


While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.


Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.


While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.


Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!


Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa"


Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.


Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.


While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.


Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa"


Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."


Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.


While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.


Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.


Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.


Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.


Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.


Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.


Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.


Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to

2006-12-06 23:11:58 · 13 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Who was your first kiss?
What happend just before and after it?
When was your first kiss?
Where did it happend?
How was it/ how did you feel?

Is it wierd that I have never kissed anyone and I am almost 19?

2006-12-06 23:10:38 · 19 answers · asked by Jungle Luv 5 in Polls & Surveys

Bald men on a raft.

2006-12-06 23:09:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anya M 1 in Jokes & Riddles

...happy place?

Mine would be Inner Smile!

2006-12-06 23:08:29 · 21 answers · asked by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 in Polls & Surveys

i love it so much! but i heard it was 1 of 3 in the story, is this true? and if it is wat are the other 2 called?
thanks!

2006-12-06 23:08:06 · 14 answers · asked by curlyshen 2 in Movies

2006-12-06 23:06:33 · 8 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

I heard this song on MTV and I can't get it out of my head. I think it's quite an old song. It has verses in it like: "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart..but the very next day, you gave it away....". I loved the song the moment I heard it. Please, can anyone help me identify this song?

2006-12-06 23:05:58 · 10 answers · asked by Nitha 2 in Music

2006-12-06 23:04:56 · 11 answers · asked by abhi 1 in Music

I have posted this last week and did not really get an answer but someone told me if i posted it here you would help me so sorry for this being in the wrong catogory.

Last week i got a cheque for £3000.00 from kleeneze and dont know what to do with it can i get in trouble for cashing it(my name was on the cheque so it was meant for me) I am going on holiday and the money would help just want to know what would you do and what would you spend the money on thank you to all that answer..

2006-12-06 23:02:14 · 11 answers · asked by Candiece D 1 in Other - Entertainment

having a dispute - is it phil vickery?

2006-12-06 22:59:39 · 15 answers · asked by monkeynuts 5 in Celebrities

And if so, did they ever actually start whistling and did you respond?

2006-12-06 22:58:03 · 16 answers · asked by Stripper 3 in Polls & Surveys

to AMY WINEHOUSE rehab, i love that song but i cant find the lyrics anywhere. plz help bear xx

2006-12-06 22:53:35 · 1 answers · asked by Claire 1 in Music

3 children r at school working on their maths the phone rings and the teacher goes out of the room, zip then gets in the cupboard dick on top of cupboard and pee jumping about. the teacher comes back in the classroom and says to the children zip down dick out and pee

2006-12-06 22:52:59 · 16 answers · asked by blue_lead_sky 1 in Jokes & Riddles

If anonymity is so important, why would James Bond be going around telling everyone his real name? Isn't he in the Secret Service?

2006-12-06 22:51:10 · 17 answers · asked by Sam, Vice President of the YAA 2 in Movies

2006-12-06 22:51:08 · 9 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Have you seen the new trailer for the new Potter movie? What do you think? Also if you are a fan of Emma Watson/Harry Potter/Hermione Granger, and have MSN please join my fansite
http://groups.msn.com/exclusive-emma

thanks!

2006-12-06 22:49:05 · 6 answers · asked by kelly w 2 in Movies

2006-12-06 22:48:58 · 2 answers · asked by Don 2 in Television

An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
He squirmed in his seat and admitted, "My dad sued me for the money."

2006-12-06 22:48:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 22:48:14 · 19 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 22:47:33 · 4 answers · asked by dre 1 in Polls & Surveys

who sings with shaggy(the singer!!!) in "angel" and "it masn`t me"

2006-12-06 22:45:36 · 7 answers · asked by daddy`s girl 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-06 22:43:43 · 12 answers · asked by exnavykds 4 in Movies

The Devil walks into a bar and all the regulars run for their lives except for a wizened old man at the corner of the bar.
The Devil approached him and bellowed “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”
The wizened old man says’yep!’
The Devil then says “Are you not frightened of me?”
The wizened old man looks the Devil up and down in contempt and says ‘Why the f*ck should I be, I married your sister over 40 years ago’.

2006-12-06 22:43:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Jewish dilema----------Free pork!!

2006-12-06 22:42:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 22:41:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know there are 4 members of The Kooks.....

2006-12-06 22:40:54 · 7 answers · asked by carolineden 1 in Music

An elderly Jewish/Scots/Cavan man (take your pick) is on his deathbed. He can feel the end isn't far off, when he suddenly notices a wonderful aroma. He realises his loving wife of 60 years is baking his favourite food, fruitcake. He finds the strength to drag himself to the kitchen, and as he reaches his frail withered hand up to the table, he suddenly feels the whack of a wooden spoon , as his wife barks, "**** off, that's for the funeral"!

2006-12-06 22:39:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 22:37:51 · 5 answers · asked by daddy`s girl 1 in Celebrities