The Devil walks into a bar and all the regulars run for their lives except for a wizened old man at the corner of the bar.
The Devil approached him and bellowed “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”
The wizened old man says’yep!’
The Devil then says “Are you not frightened of me?”
The wizened old man looks the Devil up and down in contempt and says ‘Why the f*ck should I be, I married your sister over 40 years ago’.
2006-12-06 22:43:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha funny
2006-12-06 22:57:09 · answer #1 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Must have been a marriage made in heaven to last for 40 years !
2006-12-06 23:42:49 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Small leaf get with it girl that was a good joke Terry
2006-12-10 22:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. A Classic. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2006-12-07 08:16:16 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good 1
2006-12-06 22:45:44 · answer #5 · answered by Craig C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that one had me rolling all over the floor and tears rolling down my face very very funny
2006-12-06 22:49:26 · answer #6 · answered by Charley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres one for you !
Woman stands nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband "I look terrible, fat and ugly, please pay me a compliment" Husband says "well ok then - your eyesight is f**king amazing!!"
hows that then??!!
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2006-12-06 22:53:01 · answer #7 · answered by Grace - baby No.2 due in October 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hardy hardy har har har. That was funny!
2006-12-06 22:45:58 · answer #8 · answered by Scallywag 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good good. 10/10
2006-12-06 23:05:07 · answer #9 · answered by mirchi amrita 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, heard it already but it still is a nice one :-D
2006-12-06 22:45:44 · answer #10 · answered by lolkedouma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋